The I haven’t done a stroke of work today thread - the Iron Mike thread

[The_Dunph]

@Fitzy

Moving into a new role in my current workplace, moving all my clients to other people, going to be leading the business development charge. But, been unhappy for some time and hey presto, among the job offers I have is a very very good one. Went for interview with the CEO at a rival and he’s put a shit load of money on the table, with a very managable budget. So trying to decide what to do. Current workplace have not come back to me with a new package for the new role, which they were meant to do a month ago. I’ve done my end of the bargain by giving my current clients (all of which I won and developed) to other account managers, but I’m being fucked around here, so may well be resigning next week after 5 years. There will be shock and there will be shots.

In the meantime I’m trying to do as little as possible, without appearing to be on the verge of leaving. Harder than it would seem.

Well done Fitzy, all the best in you new role.

[Fitzy]

@The Runt

Fitzy, sounds like you you need Kia Joorbacian

A wha?

@Mac

Moving from Woodies to B&Q will do you the power of good Fitzy

Er, neither of these stores operate in Australia Mac.

@The Dunph

Well done Fitzy, all the best in you new role.

Thank you Dunph.

[The_Runt]

Tevez’s agent.

[Fitzy]

Considering I’ve just negotiated a 37% pay rise plus additional benefits on top of the perks I already enjoy, I feel I’m doing fine, thanks Runt!

Kia may want to concentrate more on the PR side of the Tevez industry.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Only Fitzy could take a perfectly good thread and turn it into a piece of self indulgent shit.

Well done Fitzy, you auld cunt

[Bandage]

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 642737”]Only Fitzy could take a perfectly good thread and turn it into a piece of self indulgent shit.

Well done Fitzy, you auld cunt[/quote]

:lol:

[Appendage]

@Fitzy

Considering I’ve just negotiated a 37% pay rise plus additional benefits on top of the perks I already enjoy, I feel I’m doing fine, thanks Runt!

Kia may want to concentrate more on the PR side of the Tevez industry.

The forum’s commercial king.

[Rudi]

Congrats Fitzy, I hope you will be donating some of your new earnings to the “TASE - Living the Dream” fund.

[KIB_man]

Congrats Fitzy. Great to see the diaspora on here go from strength to strength.

[myboyblue]

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 642737”]Only Fitzy could take a perfectly good thread and turn it into a piece of self indulgent shit.

Well done Fitzy, you auld cunt[/quote]

[braz83]

Fitzy showing all those young lads what living the dream really means.

[dancarter]

@Fitzy

Considering I’ve just negotiated a 37% pay rise plus additional benefits on top of the perks I already enjoy, I feel I’m doing fine, thanks Runt!

Kia may want to concentrate more on the PR side of the Tevez industry.

What do you sell Fitzy

[Bandage]

[quote=“dancarter, post: 642744”]

What do you sell Fitzy[/quote]

Paper. He’s the David Brent of Woollongong.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

@dancarter

What do you sell Fitzy

Dreams

[Julio_Geordio]

@dancarter

What do you sell Fitzy

Fitzy sells himself. The product will look after itself

[Fitzy]

@Mr. Totti

Congrats Fitzy, I hope you will be donating some of your new earnings to the “TASE - Living the Dream” fund.

Indirectly through the inordinate amount of tax I pay.

[Fitzy]

@Bandage

Paper. He’s the David Brent of Woollongong.

Not far off actually, printing and print management.

[Fitzy]

@chewy louie

Only Fitzy could take a perfectly good thread and turn it into a piece of self indulgent shit.

Well done Fitzy, you auld cunt

This is a thread about not doing a tap in work. So there’s absolutely no self indulgence anywhere else on this thread then. You’re a thick cunt sometimes Chewie.

[KinvarasPassion]

8 days into the new job and I am about to do my first piece of real work… :shakefist:

[Mac]

As appealing as not doing a tap of work sounds, it becomes boring after a while.