The "I'm getting too old for this shit" thread

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You’ll have to expand on this.

He’s on about wanking

did you ever go on the beer with a sinus infection?
you can smell the sauce in your clogged up snot for about 2 days after, fucking desperate

http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stories/daily-world/grandpa-who-won-romp-with-2-hookers-as-prize-dies-on-way-to-threesome

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Running with the hare and hunting with the hound and then trying to have my cake and eat it

Stop being cryptic and explicitly tell us what you’re referring to.

Hard boozing, hard snorting, hard night with the brazzer’s followed up with a doze of depression?

Sounds just like what i need to be honest if so.

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@Thrawneen , who goes for a big feed of steak before a long awaited spin on 2 hookers? Amateur hour or what?

Hes bisexual and doing the dirt on the good lady doctor with a man

Any advice for the poor chap?

You know it’s Christmas when you end up in some kip on Leeson St., then lose your bollix in some casino off Aungier St, try pay for a taxi with Dunnes Stores vouchers and end up drinking gin and tonic at 7.20am in your Ma’s…roll on January, it’s all picture and no sound at present…

Drinking and christmas food since 12.30 today, just got home. A bird wants to meet up at a bar now. Reckon I’m not able at this stage. Signing in. :oops:

I’m actually in bed now, jaded.

Some of you cunts are mid twenties ffs.

Are you signing in or what?

No. Fuck off… I’ve had three hrs sleep last night, worked from 8-5 and am lashing pints back.

The years have made me bitter, the gargle dims me brain

#pussy