The "I'm getting too old for this shit" thread

Big_Dan_Campbell · July 12, 2014, 8:22pm

Signing back in

glasagusban · July 12, 2014, 10:37pm

I’m mad for road and a big group of girls I know a few of are and would love to meet out are asking was I coming out -and not a single mate about limerick going out. I’m not too old for this shit but it appears everyone else is.

mickee321 · July 12, 2014, 10:39pm

would you have a wank the next morning after going on the piss pal? dosent help the headache id say

The_Most_Infamous · July 13, 2014, 5:31am

A man with your username should know that the best cure for a hangover is blowing your load multiple times whether with a lady or not

flattythehurdler · July 13, 2014, 7:12am

Codeine is the best, the only in fact, cure for a hangover.

Kid_Chocolate · July 13, 2014, 9:25am

Cider and ice…,

carryharry · July 13, 2014, 11:01am

2 Nurofen’s + supping on water since 10.45am. FML

Big_Dan_Campbell · September 28, 2014, 4:01pm

Signing in again. Emptied here

Tess_Tickle · September 28, 2014, 4:32pm

+1. I had six pints yesterday evening and am shook enough today. What the fuck is wrong with me. I would have had six pints to warm up a few years ago. :oops:

Tassotti · September 28, 2014, 5:10pm

[QUOTE=“Tess Tickle, post: 1024053, member: 2269”]+1. I had six pints yesterday evening and am shook enough today. What the fuck is wrong with me. I would have had six pints to warm up a few years ago. :oops:[/QUOTE]did you not ate anything yesterday?

Tess_Tickle · September 28, 2014, 5:44pm

I had a stew for dinner before drinking and then had fish and chips after. Good ateing.

Big_Dan_Campbell · September 28, 2014, 7:28pm

Just after forcing a McDonalds down me and am going to try and stay awake as long as I can as I have the feeling I will climb the walls tonight. Not able for these all nighters any more

anon78624367 · September 28, 2014, 7:33pm

I’m after having a bath there’d you’d boil a lobster in. Attempt to help the last of the booze out of me before trying to sleep

Tassotti · September 28, 2014, 7:38pm

[QUOTE=“Esteban de la Sexface, post: 1024128, member: 2695”]I’m after having a bath there’d you’d boil a lobster in. Attempt to help the last of the booze out of me before trying to sleep[/QUOTE]what you neesd in a kale/spinach/banana/kiwi and organic peanut butter nutribullet, everything you need to cleanse your liver and kidneys, and possibly change your life in ways you never thought possible once you drink them regularly

anon78624367 · September 28, 2014, 7:43pm

I’d say you’re an awful spoofer. Tucking in to a big dirty take away typing out that you were.

Tess_Tickle · September 28, 2014, 8:26pm

A swim and sauna is the right job after a hard night on the booze

Tassotti · September 28, 2014, 8:36pm

[QUOTE=“Esteban de la Sexface, post: 1024133, member: 2695”]I’d say you’re an awful spoofer. Tucking in to a big dirty take away typing out that you were.[/QUOTE]i had one solid meal today, a lunch of roast beef and as much brocoli, spinach and carrots as I could ate, otherwise I only consume food in liquid form from now on

Fitzy · September 28, 2014, 11:55pm

Stella washed down with curry sauce is not considered food you complete roaster.