The "I'm getting too old for this shit" thread

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:eek:

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Fucking soft cunts.

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Unbelievable

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Im 31 married with 5 kids. Just after waking up in a hostel after a night skelping liquor and I feel on top of the world. You’re never too old mate . To the break a dawn y’all !!!

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+1 this thread is an abomination.

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ah that’s a smashing post
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When does the barring order expire pal? cant be easy.

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:eek:

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Well we’ve solved the riddle of fagans prolonged absence. Rip old boy, you nearly got there

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Signing back in

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+1

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Pussies. :rolleyes:

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What did you do pal?

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Three days solid on the beer. Tough auld station. ÂŁ90 of a taxi fare last night as well

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Incredible scenes!!!

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It. Can. Not.Be.?

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Fucking London, won’t miss that.

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:eek:

Sounds like you were mugged off good and proper.

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Did your goddamn Taxi driver even have the common courtesy to offer you a reach-around?

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No, the bollocks decided to pick a row with us about 500 metres from home and then tried to con some more money out of it. It only cost me ÂŁ20 for a finish but the total was ÂŁ90. Think he was a bit frustrated by the amount of detours taken on the way home.

Took all my self restraint not to kick the mirrors off his car - for a finish I just hopped my bag of half eaten McDonalds off it instead. He got the message