The Joe Brolly tells porkies thread

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

@caoimhaoin

I did. I was getting further opinion. I like to get a few persoectives to make better decisions and avoid any confirmation bias. But a few upper middle class private school pretend IRA lads like yourself and rocko wouldn’t get that.

Got plenty of it here privately as it happens.

RaSchoolers ?

[anon61956325]

You’re on fire lately, pal.

[caoimhaoin]

Superb

[Tassotti]

the “pretend Ira lads” is one of the greatest comments ever made here, it has given birth to a new group

[balbec]

Privately educated lower middle class pretend IRA lads

[Fagan_ODowd]

@balbec

Privately educated lower middle class pretend IRA lads

The Pelmcpil clique.

[anon61956325]

Which lads were privately educated?
The Pretend IRA lads
Who are they exactly?
The upper middle class
Do they have names???
Vol. 1 Vol. 2 and Vol. 3

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@balbec

Privately educated lower middle class pretend IRA lads

change it to Privately educated upper middle class pretend IRA lads and Im in

[balbec]

You spotted the deliberate error.

[Sidney]

Is there any such thing as middle middle class?

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Sidney

Is there any such thing as middle middle class?

@balbec

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Sidney

Is there any such thing as middle middle class?

yep, bland @fran is middle middle class

[balbec]

Intermediate

[Fran]

I’m a high roller

[Nembo_Kid]

Vol 11 +.

[myboyblue]

Joe Brolly: Enda McNulty's comedic masterpiece knocks Alan Partridge's...

The book is basically a promo for his new company. It reads at times like an episode of The Apprentice. In the chapter entitled ‘Building a Growth Mindset’, he writes: “In McNulty Performance I give the team tasks to be completed in a very short time. Last year, before Christmas, I made an announcement, 'We’re going to do a €20 challenge. Two teams of five. You’ve got €20 and one hour to go out and make a significant difference to someone’s life.”
Team One bought flowers and hot chocolate and “handed them out free to random people. They came back beaming with pride”, writes Enda. But now, the punchline. Enda was leading Team Two. Wow! Step aside Team One. Losers! Team Two got loads of rugby gear and other stuff from contacts and didn’t even spend the €20.

“When Team One saw us coming laden with bags they couldn’t believe it! By adopting a growth mindset we had opened up the exercise to a universe of possibilities.”
Ah haaaaaaaaaaa! The thought struck me as I read that if Partridge narrated it in audio book form it would become a smash comic hit. Enda could market a McNulty performance tie-and-blazer badge set.

[balbec]

A growth mindset or a cunt mindset?

[anon61956325]

Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

[Gman]

He’ll be accused of being obsessed with McNulty soon enough.

Although he does start of with one of the most heard of and common urban myths about the Kilkenny team and the bus driver

[TreatyStones]

@Gman

Although he does start of with one of the most heard of and common urban myths about the Kilkenny team and the bus driver

He must have a heap of appearances for Kilkenny. He played against Limerick once too.