The Let Kev at your Back thread

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Have a bit of an issue with my right shoulder. I am not in any pain with it but I have this kind of popping sensation not too dissimilar to pins and needles without the numbness, it almost like it is in spasm for the past week or so. Haven’t really paid much heed to it as it comes and goes but it has been doing it all morning. It is occuring where my tricep meets the top of my shoulder and it is slightly tender to the touch. When I look at my shoulder the muscle is actually twictching/in spasm

Anyone care to diagnose what it is

[fistoffury]

@chewy louie

Have a bit of an issue with my right shoulder. I am not in any pain with it but I have this kind of popping sensation not too dissimilar to pins and needles without the numbness, it almost like it is in spasm for the past week or so. Haven’t really paid much heed to it as it comes and goes but it has been doing it all morning. It is occuring where my tricep meets the top of my shoulder and it is slightly tender to the touch. When I look at my shoulder the muscle is actually twictching/in spasm

Anyone care to diagnose what it is

Have you been Wanking a lot recently?

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

@fistoffury

Have you been Wanking a lot recently?

No more or less than normal

[anon61956325]

@chewy louie

Have a bit of an issue with my right shoulder. I am not in any pain with it but I have this kind of popping sensation not too dissimilar to pins and needles without the numbness, it almost like it is in spasm for the past week or so. Haven’t really paid much heed to it as it comes and goes but it has been doing it all morning. It is occuring where my tricep meets the top of my shoulder and it is slightly tender to the touch. When I look at my shoulder the muscle is actually twictching/in spasm

Anyone care to diagnose what it is

Sounds like a pinch or slightly trapped nerve. Have you been using that part of your body excessively? Or doing new exercises?

Bit of rest should see it right… I.e wank with your other hand.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

@ChocolateMice

Sounds like a pinch or slightly trapped nerve. Have you been using that part of your body excessively? Or doing new exercises?

Bit of rest should see it right… I.e wank with your other hand.

I would have slept in a few uncomfotable places over the Xmas, couches, floors etc. I played handball on wednesday evening with no ill effects. Like I say there is no pain with it, just that it is annoying

[anon61956325]

@chewy louie

I would have slept in a few uncomfotable places over the Xmas, couches, floors etc. I played handball on wednesday evening with no ill effects. Like I say there is no pain with it, just that it is annoying

Could be as simple as being a bit run down after the chrimbo and lacking in iron. Get your greens into you …

[Rudi]

My urine has been dark yellow for the last 4 days despite only drinking water in this time - of which I have drank loads. I am also constipated and had my first shit for three days which was massive. I’m also currently suffering from a head cold where I have a very runny and blocked nose.

Am I going to die soon?

[The_Dunph]

I’ve had a wee pain the last few days on the bottom of my toe, on further inspection this morning it would seem i have a decent sized blister of sorts underneath the toe. It has come out of nowhere really, though i have been doing a bit of walking lately trying to lose weight. How best would it be to get rid of this problem or is it best avoid it till it disappears itself?

[Bandage]

[quote=“The Dunph, post: 525679”]How best would it be to get rid of this problem or is it best avoid it till it disappears itself?
[/quote]

Amputation - it’s the most straightforward way.

[anon95599269]

@The Dunph

I’ve had a wee pain the last few days on the bottom of my toe, on further inspection this morning it would seem i have a decent sized blister of sorts underneath the toe. It has come out of nowhere really, though i have been doing a bit of walking lately trying to lose weight. How best would it be to get rid of this problem or is it best avoid it till it disappears itself?

burst
it

[CarlCarlson]

@The Dunph

I’ve had a wee pain the last few days on the bottom of my toe, on further inspection this morning it would seem i have a decent sized blister of sorts underneath the toe. It has come out of nowhere really, though i have been doing a bit of walking lately trying to lose weight. How best would it be to get rid of this problem or is it best avoid it till it disappears itself?

Bust it. Plaster it.

I’d be more worried about the fact that you have a vagina pal. Not a good look for a man.

[The_Dunph]

@CarlCarlson

Bust it. Plaster it.

I’d be more worried about the fact that you have a vagina pal. Not a good look for a man.

???

I’ve got a blister on my toe you fag.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@The Dunph

I’ve had a wee pain the last few days on the bottom of my toe, on further inspection this morning it would seem i have a decent sized blister of sorts underneath the toe. It has come out of nowhere really, though i have been doing a bit of walking lately trying to lose weight. How best would it be to get rid of this problem or is it best avoid it till it disappears itself?

Get compede plasters from your local pharmacy the Dunph. That should see you right.

To prevent in future rub Vaseline on the affected area and more on the inside of the shoe. That’ll stop the friction that’s causing the blister.

[The_Runt]

Dunph, I’d go with Fagans advice.

Ignore Bandages advice re: amputation as that would be extremely OTT without trying a few other things first.

[TwoRunnyEggs]

I reckon you probably have athletes foot.

[CarlCarlson]

@The Dunph

???

I’ve got a blister on my toe you fag.

Stop banging on like a teenage girl who has just got her first period and suck it up.

A little blister and he needs to tell the whole world. Christ above.

[The_Runt]

@CarlCarlson

Stop banging on like a teenage girl who has just got her first period and suck it up.

A little blister and he needs to tell the whole world. Christ above.

YOU SICK BASTARD

[The_Dunph]

@CarlCarlson

Stop banging on like a teenage girl who has just got her first period and suck it up.

A little blister and he needs to tell the whole world. Christ above.

Eh this is the medical advice thread and i’m looking for suggestions as to how to treat something to which i have never experienced before. I have mates here who are willing to give me advice. If you have nothing to contribute i suggest you get out of the way.

[fistoffury]

@CarlCarlson

Stop banging on like a teenage girl who has just got her first period and suck it up.

A little blister and he needs to tell the whole world. Christ above.

Buddy you need help.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Sorry to hear about your ailment, Dunph.

Get well soon