Mammys not there to rub on the vapour rub, go easy on him. This is the part of being an ex-pat you dont read on Facebook updates.
Those are some very hurtful words 
Sorry Chewy, but it had to be said.
A sip of water will cure a dry cough. Donāt forget to mix in some sand and cement though.
No thanks to Runt my chest infection worsened as the week progressed and rendered me inactive this weekend. Added even more insult to injury that we were well beaten today without me in the side
Lads, is it normal to get spasms in your arches when sleeping or stretching. Iāve had these for a few years but very intermittently, in the last year or so they are occurring with more regularity, I usually end up having to stand up and plant the foot flat on the ground with all my weight. Do I need insoles or is this a common ailment?
Do you wear high heels?
No.
I get that all the time. No idea why. Iād be pushing the hot water bottle down the bed and Iād get the most awful cramps in the soles of my foot and have to get out of bed and stand on it, as you say, with full weight.
Ever get cramps in your toes? I get them the odd time during sporting activity. Annoying as fuck.
That is most likely something consigned to hobbits, Runt.
:lol:
I think I have what I hope is a cold sore starting to form at the side of my mouth. Any quick or effective ways to get rid of one of these
salt and lemon juice rubbed into it
Aftershave. Kills it stone dead. And try washing your hands every now and again.
Thank mate, should I make a paste with the two?
Not sure if this the appropriate thread or not, but click the link below and read the first customer review of 'Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Cremeā¦It contains some quite excellent advice
Ah Jimmy, you could almost say it was one of those āThings that are wrongā.
Sicko.
Did you get barred from your waxing salon that you were looking this up, Jim?