[quote=âThrawneen, post: 793938, member: 129â]Thanks for all the advice lads. Got the tooth pulled this morning. He said it was just a dead tooth. He didnât give me any medication (that I was aware of anyway) and just scripted me penicillin in case I needed it.
Important question: can I have a hugh hottles watching the hurling this evening, or what???[/quote]
What hurling is on this evening?
[quote=âThrawneen, post: 793938, member: 129â]
Important question: can I have a hugh hottles watching the hurling this evening, or what???[/quote]
If no one told you not toâŠ
Dublin Kilkenny
Duh The Runt. Ya big dope.
A rather dodgy friend of mine owed me âŹ30 so he gave me 20 and some drugs, including half a viagra.
Anyone have any experiences of taking Pelés favourite erection assistant?
(I wouldnât usually need it but Iâm tired tonight and herself is gamey as can be)
[quote=âThrawneen, post: 794949, member: 129â]A rather dodgy friend of mine owed me âŹ30 so he gave me 20 and some drugs, including half a viagra.
Anyone have any experiences of taking Pelés favourite erection assistant?
(I wouldnât usually need it but Iâm tired tonight and herself is gamey as can be)[/quote]ChocolateMice might be interested.
I really should have phoned in sick to work today. Have a heavy cold and have taken 7 shits since 7am this morning.
tis only brown water coming out of me now. A lack of sleep over the weekend and three days supping pints has led to an allround lethargy and delicate stomach. Along with me nose ans chest being full of phlegm
up to 9 now. What I wouldnât give for a few dollops of sudocream about now!
[quote=âChocolateMice, post: 793860, member: 168â]I just sharted.
Thankfully I was within two feet of the bathroom and didnât soil myself. All is not well it seems and Iâm going on the batter in Galway later.[/quote]
My farts have been absolutely septic all morning. Rancid may even be a better description⊠Whatâs good for cleaning out the gut? Or detoxing the system?
an enema.
A good shite.
An ex of mine used to perform these on herself with coffee and some sort of apparatus.
How are you feeling after the weekend,pal? Did you burn it up?
Was this her way of clearing a path for you, so to speak?
Thatâs disgusting talk. Shame on you. :oops:
I did. I feel like shit mate but I booked the day off so at least Iâm not in work. I had 7 or 8 pints last night to finish things off-tonight could be tricky.