The Let Kev at your Back thread

[INDENT][FONT=Segoe UI][I][quote=“briantinnion, post: 814083, member: 6”]I haven’t been to a doctor in about five years. I’m giving in, going to see one now to get some stronger painkillers.

Thank you all for your kind words and support.[/quote]
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[INDENT]You could always get stronger stuff on the street, skip the doctor fees etc…[/INDENT]

My housemate arrived home a while ago with some shopping which he left in the kitchen. I see that he has some canesten anti fungal cream. I thought only women used shit like that when they have the thrush.

Does he possibly have male thrush?

Must be terrible along with the dyslexia Heisenberg.

It’s something to do with the neck anyway, pal. Caused by guzzling tonnes of cum, as far as I know. Send @Anto a PM on it - he’ll definitely know more.

Causes the neck to swell, usually treated with medication, generally people suffer with it for the rest of their lives.

We had a greyhound with an under-active thyroid. When she was right she was a great dog, but when the thyroid flared up she was useless. We had to get rid of her for a finish. You might be as well doing the same with the missus. She certainly won’t win you a marathon with that condition and it can cost you to be over sentimental about these type of things. You’d be as well to cut your losses now before you spend anymore money on feeding her.

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How did ye get rid of her?

:clap:

Best tips for fighting a common cold? I am meant to be attending an engagement party of a close friend tomorrow night but don’t really fancy battling a cold and conversing with people when I could be at home wrapped up in a nice warm bed.

For fucks fucking fuck fucks sake Totti. No wonder you take all amounts of shit round here about your oddness. It’s a fucking cold, the best cure on earth is gargle. And it gives you a reason to drink whiskey early in the night, get all leery and tell the fiancee you could have been hers or some such other hilarious act. Find your balls and fucking live. And change your shirt before you go.

Best way to fight a common cold?

Get on with it.

That advice is not helpful.

I don’t want to wake up Sunday morning in a poorly state and unless you can come up with some better advice or an upturn in my general well being comes about I will be vetoing this event.

Did an uncle take care of business?

Go to a heath food store or a pharmacist and get Ester C (a flash kind of Vitamin C) - you need 1000mg capsules

take one of those an hour every hour
you may get the splats and ease off for an hour when you do
then get back taking them

Carryharry/artfooley-esque post

It was ironic posting

[quote=“Rudi, post: 844342, member: 1052”]That advice is not helpful.

I don’t want to wake up Sunday morning in a poorly state and unless you can come up with some better advice or an upturn in my general well being comes about I will be vetoing this event.[/quote]

Neurofen cold n flu with a hot port. You’ll be right as rain in no time. If you’re still sniffling tomorrow go for a long run to sweat it out of you.

The swing of an 8lb sledge across the jaw

Looks like ol’ PK has being:pint::pint::pint: