I always enjoy a few when I browse TFK…
Do you smoke proper fags anytime?
Once upon a time i’d smoke 20 benson of a weekend but twas only harmless stuff. Messing with drink.
Yip, knob and toes according to my doctor. Have it in the genes on both sides of the family as well
Was diagnosed with it last week, was told that I will have to go the op route at some point in the future but it could be years away, all depends on when my finger starts drooping
Cheer up. You might walk under a bus long before that happens.
What does it do to your knob 
Did you ever resolve this issue Brian?
You grow a second one.
According to wiki
I am not getting up in the middle of the night but I think it’s more due to managing it that resolving the underlying issue. I don’t drink tea after 6pm and I limit myself to roughly a 500-600ml of water / soda after 7pm.
I’m no longer working out due to a heavy work schedule so that could be a factor but I would suspect it’s more down to managing my intake of liquids in the evening. Going out for three or four pints in an evening is an absolute nightmare, get home around midnight and I’m up two or three times.
jesus, I get up at least twice during the night for a piss
A penile prosthesis may be appropriate in advanced cases.[27]
does anyone ever get pimples on their skull? I am plagued with them lately, they are right sore so they are until you bust them, there does be a fair bit of blood, I was reading there it could be bacteria off your pillow?
I hope it’s not the beginning of disecting cellulitis pal.
Unlikely to be bacteria off the pillow pal. What’s that muck you use in your hair? Pomade? Far more likely it’s pomade acne or some other sore of cutaneous condition you have. You need a special shampoo to wash that shit out of your hair - or at least add your regular shampoo to dry hair and rub it in well before wetting.
Go “au naturale” for a while pal - stop putting unnatural shit on your skin - you should be back on track soon.
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sorry mate, my barnet is my pride and joy, I can’t be going around looking like a roaster in London. Takes me 15 minutes every morning to sort it out
It might be your pride and joy until you end up on antibiotics - or worse still, have some Tinder slut spreading the word that you’ve got scalp AIDS.
Change the product at least pal. Your scalp is effectively screaming at you! “You’re fucking killing me!”
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washing the bed sheets and pillow sorted that out, so it shows I was right, I used only wash them once or twice a year, but now I’ll wash them once a month.
I have another problem now, my lips are savage dry all the time, its driving me apeshit, I lashing on vaseline and lip balm every 2 or 3 hours and I hate it
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Stop sucking so much cock.
Tee.
Hee.