The marriage difficulties and auld GAA lads from Craobh thread

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Putting their marraige ahead of the INTERNET. A sad day

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Ye’re such a miserable shower of cunts I’m putting it in here cos it’ll likely get more traction. Mrs’ birthday coming up shortly. I wouldn’t be the most creative when coming up with present ideas and I’m struggling to come up with a lockdown one. Ideas please.

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Have you tried shoving your thumb up her hole?

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How’s the lawn looking? Would she appreciate a new mower?

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Get her a laptop

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https://tfk.thefreekick.com/t/ridiculous-items-for-sale-on-wish-com/30627

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Go online and get her a voucher for a hair salon. She’ll appreciate that when they reopen.

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You’re playing with fire there fagan. That could give way to any number of scenarios

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A nice spa day would be the job.

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https://shop.charliemackesy.com/item/the-best-thing-about-storms/print

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That would be nice too. Or he could commission a sculpture

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Is there anything she wants? I doubt it, give her a nice card with a heartfelt message, the rest of it is all a cod

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Flowers on the bed, have a wash & shave. She’ll be delighted.

Edit, do not forget a card. Bitches love CARDS

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Throw in a few scratch cards sure

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And a photo of Tony Holohan

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Lads, forget flowers & vouchers etc.

DO NOT FORGET THE CARD

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Card is essential.

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Make her a lovely dinner from scratch, spend hours on it, or at lest pretend to spend hours on it. You’ll find plenty inspiration if you scroll through the ravenous thread. If you’ve never cooked in your life it will have an even bigger impact.

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Let her off with a big black lad for the night.

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Got it in :+1: