The Official Cork GAA 2017 Thread

I’m surprised refer to JG as the godfather. I’d a few dealings with him a good few years ago and he’s a bit of a simpleton. Talks an amount of shite.

2 x JG’s being referred to here

Gaffney - pubs
Grainger - UCC Hurling

Colmans beat CBC handy in the Harty, Midleton drew with Ard Scoil AET.

Are we playing Limerick at home or away this weekend, mate?

Midleton a coming force I hear?

They’ve been a coming force for decades now. Never going to happen. Sounds like they fucked it away yesterday as well.

Wasted tonnes of talent in recent years. Ego undermining alot of it is the word.

Guess who.

That has to be a pisstake

That’s Sars I think, those ‘contracts’ are doing the twitter rounds from a number of clubs. Wooly is seething at them.

Cost us the Junior A County :joy:

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Why are you putting it in brackets, that is a legit contract.

Could you imagine going back to the missus and kids and telling her

-the manager is after saying I can’t take time out to go on holidays this summer.

-what is it, has something happened at work?

-No no, work is grand, it’s the Hurling manager

-wow, have you been called back up to the senior team? Seems extreme though?

-oh no, it’s the Intermediate babe, he says our trip to Salthill last year lost us the championship

-door slams

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  1. Anthony Nash - Kanturk

  2. Colm Spillane - Castlelyons

  3. Stephen McDonnell - Glen Rovers

  4. David Griffin - Carrigaline

  5. Chris O Leary - Valley Rovers

  6. Lorcan McLoughlin - Kanturk

  7. Mark Coleman - Blarney

  8. Daniel Kearney - Sarsfields

  9. Darragh Fitzgibbon - Charleville

  10. Bill Cooper - Youghal

  11. Luke Meade - Newcestown

  12. Shane Kingston - Douglas

  13. Alan Cadagon - Douglas

  14. Patrick Horgan - Glen Rovers

  15. Michael Cahalane - Bandon

  16. Patrick Collins - Ballinhassig

  17. Jack Sheehan - Erins Own

  18. Cormac Murphy - Mallow

  19. Dean Brosnan - Glen Rovers

  20. Robbie O Flynn - Erins Own

  21. Michael O Halloran - Blackrock

  22. Shane O Keeffe - Blackrock

Pa Kelly going to have a crack at the CCB in today’s examiner.

He really dislikes Frank

The Pairc is coming along nicely. From earlier this morning…

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We will batter those Limerick cunts.