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Julio_Geordio · February 17, 2019, 11:46am

That was Old Testament God. He’s had a road to Damascus moment since

glenshane · February 17, 2019, 11:50am

Sure it’s almost impossible to cut up a concubine with a knife. He probably just cut her up metaphorically

backinatracksuit · February 17, 2019, 11:53am

Sure we were all a bit mad before we had kids, it changes you like

anon78624367 · February 17, 2019, 12:00pm

I feel sorry for Joseph. Cuckolded by a deity

Tim_Riggins · February 17, 2019, 12:15pm

Utilized contactless this morning, very smooth.

glenshane · February 17, 2019, 12:18pm

It s about time the catholic church went contactless

Bandage · February 17, 2019, 12:45pm

What’s a concubine?

glenshane · February 17, 2019, 12:55pm

Less hassle than a wife but more bother than a prostitute

Copper_pipe · February 18, 2019, 9:54pm

anon7035031 · February 18, 2019, 10:14pm

Exactly, sure there’s hardly any women stoned to death any longer.

Fagan_ODowd · February 21, 2019, 1:27pm

Cardinal Brandmuller had a fair old cut at the Church there.

Julio_Geordio · February 21, 2019, 2:32pm

There was an Irish Priest on Pat Kenny earlier and he said the whole lot of them over in the Vatican are gay.

myboyblue · February 21, 2019, 2:43pm

Would they be practicing gays though?

glenshane · February 21, 2019, 2:52pm

And who would they be practicing on?

Julio_Geordio · February 21, 2019, 3:20pm

They were well practiced by the sounds of it

Fagan_ODowd · February 21, 2019, 3:39pm

The so-called Lavender mafia.

myboyblue · February 21, 2019, 3:42pm

They could have been lay gays.

anon26343222 · February 21, 2019, 3:53pm

Tony soprano referred to them as a gooma. And Ralph cifaretto ended up killing his.

glenshane · February 21, 2019, 3:55pm

Informative

Fagan_ODowd · February 21, 2019, 4:18pm

Not downloadable in The EU. Only works in vassal states of the USA. Copy and paste it there if it’s any use.