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4068

and then there was the detruction of the Midianites:

Numbers 31:13-18 New International Version (NIV)

13 Moses, Eleazar the priest and all the leaders of the community went to meet them outside the camp. 14 Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle.

15 “Have you allowed all the women to live?” he asked them. 16 “They were the ones who followed Balaam’s advice and enticed the Israelites to be unfaithful to the Lord in the Peor incident, so that a plague struck the Lord’s people. 17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.

4069

This business of wanting to rape guests occurs a few times in the bible.

Judges 19:22-29

22 While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, “Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him.”

23 The owner of the house went outside and said to them, “No, my friends, don’t be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don’t do this outrageous thing. 24 Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But as for this man, don’t do such an outrageous thing.”

25 But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. 26 At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight.

27 When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. 28 He said to her, “Get up; let’s go.” But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.

29 When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel.

Pretty fucking horrific these scriptures.

You’ll not find that sorta stuff in the Gospels of the FSM

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4070

Ah mate, really now, you can’t be comparing things from history to today’s standards, Sure it’s not that long since it was acceptable to smoke a cigarette in the same house as a child, God wouldn’t be carrying on like that nowadays

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4071

That was Old Testament God. He’s had a road to Damascus moment since

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4072

Sure it’s almost impossible to cut up a concubine with a knife. He probably just cut her up metaphorically

4073

Sure we were all a bit mad before we had kids, it changes you like

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4074

I feel sorry for Joseph. Cuckolded by a deity

4075

Utilized contactless this morning, very smooth.

4076

It s about time the catholic church went contactless

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4077

What’s a concubine?

4078

Less hassle than a wife but more bother than a prostitute

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4079

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Exactly, sure there’s hardly any women stoned to death any longer.

4081

Cardinal Brandmuller had a fair old cut at the Church there.

4082

There was an Irish Priest on Pat Kenny earlier and he said the whole lot of them over in the Vatican are gay.

4083

Would they be practicing gays though?

4084

And who would they be practicing on?

4085

They were well practiced by the sounds of it

4086

The so-called Lavender mafia.

4087

They could have been lay gays.