Reiki, like acupuncture, is a load of bollox and a scam. In multiple studies, there has been zero difference found between ârealâ and âshamâ reiki and ârealâ and âshamâ acupuncture. They are all placebo, if you believe something you will find some evidence to confirm it.
Give your hard earned money to a professional masseuse instead, that will remove your stress.
Acupuncture is good for taking away some pain. I had on the day on a rugby match and been honest it worked as a temporary quick fix.
Sure yoga is the best one. Stretching the gee and farting is all those clowns are doing.
No question that thereâs an awful lot of pretentious gouls at it, but yoga taught by an actual properly trained instructor (not the seemingly every second cunt these days who claims to be a yoga instructor) and practiced properly has tremendous mental and physical benefits.
There are some mugs out thereâŚ
Girl from work got it done recently. Apparently all of the negative energy in her body left in the form of uncontrollable âburpsâ from the reiki âmasterâ.
The reiki master is also, of course, a medium too. Thatâs the reason she gave for charging âŹ120 for an hour.
Was he sceptical beforehand?
Never underestimate the power of the placebo. Do what you need to do.
Would you ate one?
Why donât you try it? As a devout sceptic and man of science youâll obviously be able to see through it if itâs bullshit.
For the same reason I donât try jumping off buildings to see if I can fly.
Hywel, sorry, Huel.
One results in death and the other results in you having a relaxing time. Not really the same in my book.
Heâd probably find it hard to relax while roaring his head off that thereâs no scientific basis for reiki and questioning the immigration status of the practitioner.
Where can we get these placebos?
Wherever you believe you can
Bone conduction headphones.
Absolute gamechanger.
Sound travels through the eardrums and bones simultaneously. The result? headphones that deliver unrivaled situational awareness and comfort.
Basically, if youâre still listening to music through your earphones, youâre as well to throw your mp3 player, or whatever other redundant technology youâre using, out the window.
You might as well put your head in a microwave oven cc @KinvarasPassion
The headaches will start soon enough. The balance will go.
RIP @Chucks_Nwoko
Vertigo / loss of balance will have him stuck to the bed for months.