The Official TFK Farming Thread

It’s a waste of time arguing with auld lads.

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Thank you for your sober reminder. I don’t know how I managed without it for all these years of holding my tongue while biting my lip, never once swearing or raising my voice …I must be some class of saint

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You wouldn’t have a notion how wrong you are about everything but for him being there to tell you

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He’d find a way to remind me

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You appear to be a bitéén of a basket case really. The occasional blip is understandable but more and more you’re appearing as somebody who, if entrusted with a flock of ducks would witness them all drown.

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Brevity. It’s all about brevity.

The Mercosur trade agreement could be fucked as Germany are getting cold feet about the Amazon getting chopped down to supply Europe with cheap beef. That fat, pig head headed cunt Phil Hogan must be seething :clap:

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I don’t see any great benefit to it

Beautiful frosty morning !

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October the 5th motherfuckers

You getting your tubes tied?

This is what I imagine an average morning for @KinvarasPassion to be

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These boys never heard of a cattle crush?

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Mayo lads, whaddya think… Brute force and ignorance. It’s one of the O’Sheas at the front, yeah!!!

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Savage technique there. You need to grab one of the front legs and pull it inward across the body and flip the bastard with your other hand. He has it perfected. The lad holding the tail offered nothing, he’d have been as well off holding his fluteen.

A skulling gate would lead to a longer life expectancy though.

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“A skulking gate”…I’ll leave it to yourself to explain this agri-term to lads like @Bandage and @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy. You’ve stood on a landmine this time kiddo…

Otherwise, a tidy and concise summay…

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A little photo of my arm from last Saturday might give some clues…

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Ah lovely. This should drive a few lads ape.

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Nice jumper

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You’re like a fella living near Aughinish

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