The Official TFK Farming Thread

All part of bill Gates grand plan…

His plan to save the world?

Farmers have saved the world

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Bat farmers caused this

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We disown then

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Air Quality levels up.
Waterways improving.

Let’s slash air travel.

Let’s shoot on sight any cunt caught fly tipping.

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Youd have to be fair unlucky to accidentally light diesel

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We’ve got this

@KinvarasPassion I’ve a couple of pure bred charlaois heifer calves on the way.Any tips for me as it’s been years since I had any.

What’s your exit strategy as the lad says?

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I might keep them for breeding for a past time.We’ve a few too many acres grazing for the next few years so they won’t go hungry.

Buy them, put them in a field and collect the grant

I’d a few black briars myself a week ago, as well as eight or nine useless bastards of plum trees and miles of ivy. I have it rightly under control. The oul fella took a look this evening and said, “it’ll be as bad as ever in a years time, maybe two”. He’s probably right.

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:clap: :pint:

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That’s a given ffs

@TreatyStones has no interest in Manuel Labor.He wants a magic potion.

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That was s wild mess all the same.Howd you let it go so bad.Youre obviously a Catholic.

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It was on the north end of the east wing. Out of sight etc

Tut tut tut

I know. I’m making up for it. There’s not an inch of soil that isn’t riddled with roots- that pile in the middle is nothing else. I’d all sorts of plans for it…slab path, raised beds etc. Reckon I’ll plant spuds and let them lend a hand.