The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[ironmoth]

@TreatyStones

He was probably thinking to himself as he wrote it," I wonder what’s the next rating after Nice Post"

@anon7035031

A cynic would say he’s making a dash for the center of the lickarse chart.

Thankfully there’s none of them around here!

@Rocko - as a matter of interest, what’s the latest on my positioning?

@Bandage

+1. That was absolutely blatant.

How are you even allowed post in here? Who set this thread up? Are there no minimum criteria for entry? (Apologies if you do actually have kids pal. But if you do, then why the fuck are you living next to a brothel?)

@HBV

Iv just vomitted.

I’m not going to justify this disgusting comment with a response. My kids have just climbed onto the chair beside me, looked up at me with their big blue innocent eyes and asked for a story…

[Steven_Naimsith]

@ironmoth

I’m not going to justify this disgusting comment with a response. My kids have just climbed onto the chair beside me, looked up at me with their big blue innocent eyes and asked for a story…

A for fuck’s sake, you’re doing the dog on it now.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Can we petition for the removal of the ronnyroar cunt of a thing . Severe overuse in the last few months. (not targeted at IM).

[ironmoth]

@Steven_Naimsith

A for fuck’s sake, you’re doing the dog on it now

Yes I am - I believe the term is wumming.

[KinvarasPassion]

Another little lady! All well and healthy.

[Horsebox]

That’s made my weekend.

[Steven_Naimsith]

Fair play mate.
Is it a full stable full of fillies you have now?

[HBV]

I was always happy that my first born was a boy. Took the pressure off.

Congratulations kp.

[anon61956325]

I’m going out getting fucked to celebrate.

[ironmoth]

That’s the job! Congrats buddy. Might be time to start pricing an over-and-under.

Do we need to start a poll for girl’s names, or has Mrs. KP got that under control?

[KinvarasPassion]

All sorted mate.

[ironmoth]

On the name AND the gun I hope.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Congrats to you and your she-prick! Great news for the parish.

[balbec]

That never happened

[ironmoth]

It’s mild compared to some of the shit I see on my commute. I know child abuse happens all over the country, and passing through the north inner city daily doesn’t help reduce exposure to it, but it seems to me it’s on a different level in Dublin. Kids as young as 3 or 4 standing outside Paddy Powers while the parents are inside. Sick shit.

[balbec]

I have heartwarming child related story to share from last night as well. My wife and I spent three hours at the parent teacher meeting being told how my second lad is part of a gang harrassing a kid in his class. We had an interesting time when we got home.

[balbec]

No i meant your bit of the story.

[Bandage]

Great stuff. How did you handle it?

[ironmoth]

Oh. Thanks for clearing that up.

[balbec]

The wife went apeshit. We used Good cop bad cop for now. Phone taken off him indefinitely. Specific targets for grade improvement set. I was seriously tempted to clatter the shit out of him like my father would have done. The weekend will tell a lot.