The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Juhniallio]

Our little fella thinks he’s evil knievil. Throwing himself off couches, ripping the childproofing off every sharp edge and standing on tables. It never registers when he’s hurt himself that he shouldn’t do the same thing again.

[ciarancareyshurlingarmy]

Miaaoowww

[Fitzy]

Runt posting in 2032 - “I found the young one on top of the living room table this morning drinking a pint of vodka”.

[Fitzy]

My young fella is 13 today. 13. Fucking hell.

[anon67715551]

@Fitzy

Runt posting in 2032 - “I found the young one on top of the living room table this morning drinking a pint of vodka”.

Better than "I found the young one on top of the living room table this morning being shagged by @Smark via Tinder.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

[myboyblue]

Minded a friends chap (Cian) over the weekend. Said friend has now contacted us to say a child with whom Cian spent a few hours with during the week has worms .

Cian shows no signs but friend is gonna dose his two with this over the counter meds just in case, which is fair enough.

Should I be concerned about my own and dose accordingly also?

[Juhniallio]

Absolutely. Take all the meds you can. Have you any old antibiotics there at all?

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Defo.

[myboyblue]

Informative.

Fuck that horrible little unclean bastard, I’m seething here

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

take some yourself too

prevention is the key in these situations

[myboyblue]

Have been advised thus also. Now I’m really seething.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

1ml per 50kg.

[myboyblue]

Have ya an aul dosing gun I can borrow?

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Injection mate, should be plenty of them lying around the neighborhood.

[myboyblue]

Few of the aul hormone needle guns buried in a sinkhole out the back, one of them might do.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Ah, the good auld days…

[Massey]

A handy way to lose weight

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Young lad off to the Doctor again today. We assumed he got some virus, as usual at the crèche last week and Friday evening he was out in a rash and not eating. She brought him to a walk in clinic beside the regional (limerick) on Saturday and the cunt of a quack told her she must have changed the washing powder and to fuck off home. Brought him to GP this evening as he wasn’t improving and turns out he has Scarlet Fever Thought that died out a hundred years ago.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

My youngest had it before Christmas. Hard to get rid of.she ended up on 2 courses of anti biotics