The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

The daughter has started telling us when sheā€™s making a wee or poo in her nappy. So hopefully she should get the swing of things handy enough

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Same as back in the 80s Iā€™d imagine. Did you watch your auld lad horse out a few pints of Guinness back in the day?

Thatā€™s a good start.

Thatā€™s fucked up. Children need to understand that shitting is a private act for humans. Jesus. What next, allow them wipe your arse to get them understand how to clean themselves?

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You can imagine the court case in 30 years, ā€œhe used to lock me in the bathroom and make me watch him shitā€

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ā€¦and heā€™s still a DJ.

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No mate, I donā€™t live in the past.
Shitting is a normal bodily function. It will hardly traumatise you or your kid for him to see you take a shit,

Iā€™m sure it wonā€™t, but I canā€™t see how it will help him as all he will see is me sitting on the bog. Heā€™d want a ā€˜bog viewā€™ camera to get the whole picture.

Weā€™ve just finished with our last one in the past few weeks, still the odd accident but went quite well. We always waited till just after the third birthday but our 4 are between late march and July birthdays, we tried the last one a bit early but it wasnā€™t working at all so we left it a few more months and second time around it worked a treat.
You need to be very vigilant, bringing them to the toilet every ten or 15 minutes and sitting them on it, praise the shit out of them when it works out and donā€™t make a big deal over the accidents, just remind them that itā€™s better to do it the other way.
Good luck, @TreatyStones youā€™re on easy street if she has that much figured out already.

3? Might be jumping the gun abit so.

We have no locks on the toilets in our house, my kids think nothing of coming in for a chat no matter whats going on in there :flushed:

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No, I think 2 and a half is more common but we waited till it was right for the first one and it seemed to work well for the others.

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Heā€™s seen you wipe his own hole since birth, donā€™t put too much thought into it.

There is no rush with this.

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+1. All in their own time.

I think youā€™re supposed to rub their noses in it and then throw them outside.

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Absolutely, thatā€™s what Iā€™m getting at,
Weā€™ve given away two changing tables in recent weeks giving us a bit of extra space, which is niceā€¦

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We donā€™t have locks on ours since one of the lads locked himself in at 11pm on an Easter Sunday night. We got a locksmith within an hour thoughšŸ˜€

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Will you have the shed up in time? Iā€™d put him on slats for a few days.

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My daughter decided herself she wanted to do it after seeing her cousins using the potty. The transition to being a ā€œbig knickers gurlā€ was seamless with only two accidents since she gave up the nappies about 6 months ago. She was 2 1/2 as well. Boys supposed to be harder than girls though.

God speed Ambrose

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