Can you imagine the work involved in washing those old terrycloth nappies? Literally scraping the shite off them before you even started washing them. No wonder half the women in Ireland were addicted to valium.
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This thread is hilarious. Earnest testimonials about nappy training. You fucking dickheads.
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The words of a man who has obviously never found a 2 day old shit behind his couch.
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Like most things you are a few years off the pace, I fully expect you to be regular contributor to this thread around mid 2018
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The last 50 posts here are a new low for the internet.
Rule no 1 if daddyās home alone. If shit gets on anything straight in the bin
Says the man who brought his apple tv to the euros so they could watch RE runs of where in the world and have a few tinnies.
You couldnāt make it up!
Eh, he lived with jugsā¦
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Fucksake. I like to pop in here to glean a few pearls of wisdom for down the road from great dads like Tase, NCC and Franā¦but the āshiteā thatās being posted in here lately is fucked upā¦ Lads locking their kids in the bathroom with them and making the kid watch them shit? As for the shitty nappiesā¦ Fucksakeā¦do the mods look in here at all?
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I hate to be a tittle tattle but I simply had to alert mods last night, mate.
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How far ādown the roadā are you thinking of leaving it before you have kids? Youāre in or around the 40 mark now, right? Might be time to start getting the lead out. You know what they sayā¦ āitās a young manās gameā.
Having said all that, I reckon youāll make a good dad. Your kids will probably find themselves nodding in agreement with what you have to say. And I havenāt seen you posting up a wad of ā¬50s for spending on whores either, so thatās another plus in your favour.
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Lads, I was in the sitting room last night when the little lady came in on her hands and knees pretending to be a dog. Itās obvious she has made up her mind sheās now a canine. I need to support her in this decision.
Do I start bringing her to a vet now? Do I have to cancel her place in the local school and book her into a kennel instead?
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a vile post making light of children born within the wrong body
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The good news is you can legally put one of them electric shock collars on her now so will be much easier mind her. Woof
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Iād have her neutered sharpish.
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Is child the right word to use there? Should it not be pup?
no you need to ring the school now and inform them that she will be enrolling as a pup, there is a requirement on them to have sanitation facilities in place for her needs as i doubt they will let her cock her hind leg amongst the little girls in her class.
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Maybe take her for a walk occasionally.