You couldnāt watch the fuckers Iāve a 3 and a half year old boy who started up the John deere on his own last week
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Fair fucks! Thats savage.
One of my very earliest memories was taking a swig of domestos. I can still remember the bottle. Must have been only three as I can remember the house and we left when I was three. I also must have been left on.my own as it burned the fuck out of my mouth but I was afraid to say anything to the mother when she got back.
Did the same out of a whiskey bottle, the triangular one whichever that is.
Bleh
Iāll never forget the shock I got.
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Time to put him on the wage bill Massey.
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oh yeah
our fella now is jumping into the front seat and putting the keys in the ignition delighted with himselfā¦ theyāre like sponges soaking everything up
Whatās the range rover like?
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To drive.
thatās stephen irelands
If the cork weirdo hat fitsā¦ 
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One of the ones you start with the flat nail or a newer one?! Fair going either way!
I no.
Dipstick
Brilliant. Many years ago my old man brought me to an auction of farm machinery and I did the same thing. I was about 7 though and had an idea of how to get it to move there was some scatter.
I got a fine reddening for it when I got home
No need for that. It was an innocent question.
Fucks sake.
Get an isolater switch fitted on that tractor asap.
Heād never get it in gear lad his legs are too short
Doesnāt matter. Running equipment has moving parts.
Plus, if he canāt get it running heāll tire of trying. Bad habit.
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Very true. And three little words to strike fear into any farmer with kids: power take-off.