The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[gilgamboa]

Not of school going age yet

[gilgamboa]

If they wernt being paid for it then no it wasn’t happening!

[TreatyStones]

Left a large tub of sudocream unattended earlier. Carnage.

[balbec]

Brilliant

[ironmoth]

Ah lovely.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Friend of mine had a similar incident when his young lad got at a massive tub of Vaseline and covered himself from head to toe. They had to cover him with flour to get it off.

[gilgamboa]

Nice job trying to get it out of the carpet

[anon98850436]

How many weeks / days should one lay off the sauce prior to the expectant day?

(Personal is another question for another day)

Answers please;

[carryharry]

3 weeks?

[TreatyStones]

@anon98850436

How many weeks / days should one lay off the sauce prior to the expectant day?

A week should be fine.

[Juhniallio]

2 weeks if she was late last time. 3 weeks if she went early.

Personal should be continued as it keeps you sharp and at the top of your game.

[Fran]

@anon98850436

How many weeks / days should one lay off the sauce prior to the expectant day?

(Personal is another question for another day)

Answers please;

Are you going to deliver the baby or something?

[balbec]

Never compromise

[feck_it]

doesnt matter, you will still be in the zone drink or no drink. good luck with it pal

[carryharry]

[thedancingbaby]

A little longer than your first time round I’d say mate

[gilgamboa]

My young lad has a dose of hand ear and mouth or whatever the fuck its called for the last few days. He has been crying almost non stop for 36 hours now, the only time he stops is when he is picked up. My sympathy completely extinguised over last few hours when he got into a routine of howling when put into the cot, then flying around the floor laughing while up and then absolutely howling again when put down to bed.

I insisted that we try and outwait it this time after he got a dose of Nuro, 25 mins later my missus buckles and up to him… how anyone could deal with a child who wont sleep for a prolongued period I do not know.

[TreatyStones]

@gilgamboa

My young lad has a dose of hand ear and mouth or whatever the fuck its called for the last few days

It’s called foot and mouth

[Mac]

@gilgamboa

My young lad has a dose of hand ear and mouth or whatever the fuck its called for the last few days. He has been crying almost non stop for 36 hours now, the only time he stops is when he is picked up. My sympathy completely extinguised over last few hours when he got into a routine of howling when put into the cot, then flying around the floor laughing while up and then absolutely howling again when put down to bed.

I insisted that we try and outwait it this time after he got a dose of Nuro, 25 mins later my missus buckles and up to him… how anyone could deal with a child who wont sleep for a prolongued period I do not know.

Hand, foot and mouth. Our lad was sent home from crèche with it 10 days ago. 2 days later got a gastro vomiting bug. Ate nothing but a couple of slices of toast a day for the best part of a week and about 200ml of water. Couldn’t keep anything else in him. Fuckin horrid stuff.

On the positive side, I’ve learned more than I ever knew about the hijinx of Norman Price.

[gilgamboa]

my lad is too small for the telly yet. Id have the ipad planked into him hours ago if it were that simple!

I think he is sick but going through separation anxiety phase as well on top of it.

Im fucking mithered from it now. Three year old girl has lost the plot altogether as well. but apparently thats just par for the course.