This thread is nearly always at the top of any time I log in these days.
Has there been a baby boom ?
your 1st wife? i couldnt give a monkeys really but you should stop going to church pal, you are only mugging yourself off, big time
Any day now, shur isnāt the two weeks parental leave in now
kids have been born for 1000s of years in shacks with fuck all āmidwivesā , lads losing the run of themselves here. it is however one of the greatest experiences in life
āInfant mortality rateā
Look it up
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My mothers family. First 4 kids died. Childhood illnesses. Natural as you like Went on to have 8 more.
People were much more used to death in those days.
Think back to your first serious illness needing antibiotics or hospital care. Was a time when you would have not survived beyond that age.
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Nice story.
Whats the point?
Oooft
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It was a response to comment above about babies being born in shacks. You would of course know that if you read the thread.
You regularly chastise teams in a sporting arena for not using all expertise they can and facilites etc and yet in a situation where if something goes wrong results are catastrophic you deny any merit or benefit in being in the care of experts with cutting edge facilities.
Pregnancy and childbirth is far safer now than when majority of babies were delivered at home.
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point taken bud. the advances in this should make a home birth now perfectly safe (and a mobile handy if there were any complications!)
Apple are bringing in six weeks paid paternal leave from January (in Ireland)
13bn well spent 
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You are not qualified to Judge them though.
You have a fetac 5 qualification in a makeyuppey discipline that took you 4 years to complete online.
These people are qualified professionals in a proven and universally respected field.
Would you accept a homeopathic practitioner looking down their nose at a general practitioner in the manner you do so towards physiotherapists?
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Nobody is denying that.
I am saying the alternatives are perfectly safe and have nobhistory of issues.
And are certainly not as charlatan or gung-ho as some here like to portray.
I ridicule people who ignore oppurtunities to be better at sport, and those that think they know it all but are often quite ignorant. Like a large population of this gaf.
I am more than qualified to call out bluffers and thiefs. I can see thru their dramatic over the top worst case scenario diagnosis/prognosis. Its down to fetac 5 now is it? 
They are simply rattled by the fact that people like me are finding new solutions to help people be healthier, faster. Its fear, its jealousy, its bitterness. They run down other trades yet they ho away and mimic them as quick as possible. Its hysterical.
some people (neighbors) can be cunts. my youngest is 7 plays with 3 other ones on the road. one of them is mildly, an upstart. has been calling my baby all sorts last couple of weeks, she left on her own today and 2 of her friends in a house, one of them being yerwan, my baby said sheād call in anyway looking to play with her other mate that was in there. nope shes playing out our back with my oneā¦ive seen his one out on her own after tehy being arguing and always ran the girls saying shes on her own etcā¦i think ill be sticking a couple of bananas in that fuckers exhaust
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Any chance you could translate that?
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Is this how you ended up in a bank safe?
Is @feck it polish
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Seems to have some form of disability.
Possibly the result of a stressful delivery in some maternity ward somewhere.
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