Some lovely anecdotes from the forum’s fathers here about sleep patterns. Very enjoyable reading.
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FFS. Softies
Try being woken from your sleep at 4am when offspring plus extras fall in the door to assault the kitchen
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It gets boring after a while. Your kids wake up at night from time to time, we get it.
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He’s droning on and on, and on about the young lad now. The vary same as he did for months when he met yer one. The gun runner one.
I can’t wait for the spring for you to talk boloxs about getting up to calve a cow.
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Elated but slightly shitting it that I’ll be joining this club in under 7 months. Early days so hoping all goes well this time around.
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Is it the missus or her sister
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Oh the missus mate! 
That’s why he’s still posting on the dating thread, keeping his options open
Perhaps she has had a miscarriage?
Think about it mate
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FFS Ambrose
Apologies.
Theres no need to mate. Happens to 1 in 4 pregnancies, a horrible thing but such is life. Think that’s adding to the elation/shitting it emotions at the moment.
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Vile
Happened ourselves. Cuntish. Hope everything goes well.
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Ignorance can’t be described as vile.
