The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Anyway, I’ll be getting the snip if please God all goes well as I have been rightly turned off having 2 from reading this thread!

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Thanks Mate

Happens to almost everybody I’d say mate, partly the reason I thought it was cuntish of Brendan Cummins to make a huge song and dance about it in his book and embarrass his wife. We’ve had two but both were early, one was after about ten weeks which was tough but we’d already had two kids by then. Hope it goes well for ye.

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You might think that but herself will want a second all going well.

1 in 4 are the stats we were given. It affected Mrs. BmB for a good while alright. I suppose it depends on circumstances. Thanks for the well wishes. I’ll be seeking advice/solace on here aplenty please God

Am, did you not read about the chicken wire, the stairs gate blocking the demon child at his door, the wellies in bed, the 3 hours sleep. I can just about handle the thoughts of doing that for one, but 2 smalleens, I reckon I’d end up in Magaluf with @Tassotti and Shirley from Bolton mate.

You’ll stand to action when your told.

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Oh sure no doubt about it. I’ll end up a demented bastard with 4 small ones and they refusing to sleep or ate or do fucking nothing right, but sure isn’t that life and no more about it

No stand off tonight. He’s fast, other one is feeding away. I’m having a glass of wine and I’ll be in bed by 10am. Hopefully I’ll be well gone in the morning by time he’s roaring at the gate.

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I arrived home from a match to be told that herself had a late nap and didn’t wake until 7 :astonished:

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So much for watchin a bit of porn tonight then.

Your missus mugged you off big time

No job is too big,
No pup is too small,
Paw Patrol, We’re on a roll

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Chase is onnnnnn the case

Btw, the female Mayors of Paw Patrol and Bob the Builder are fucking disgraceful and should be sacked immediately.

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How did all the tfk little ones sleep last night guys. I’m dying to hear the news.

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Great thanks

How did your plastic tub of yeast fare out?

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I slept like a baby. Thanks for asking.

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:laughing:

I got fuck all sleep thanks. What strange task that involves driving around town have you to fill your time today?

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