The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[anon7035031]

It’s irreversible as well at this stage, there’s no doubt the current generation of parents (sadly myself included) have a lot to answer for in starting this trend of mollycoddling kids. A good skelp of an ash plant and the little cunts would stay in their cots.

[gilgamboa]

everyones a cynic til they have one khhhiiiiiid!!!

[anon61956325]

Listen, having kids is akin to running a pow camp. Ill break the bastards early.

[backinatracksuit]

You will in your fuck, no offence mate but you havent a clue.

[anon61956325]

I’ve more of a clue than you know. I’ll smash the cunts … For their own good.

[Thumper]

@KinvarasPassion

8 hours solid last night Fagan. I’m like a new man.

I have no idea how the kids slept, I went to guest bedroom last night an left her at it.

A bit like that myself.

Herself would go off there for a night and leave me to it. Always same answer when she asks how they slept. Great I didn’t hear a thing.

[backinatracksuit]

Christ mate, I don’t even think our grandfathers generation were as uncaring or Spartan as that, or even @ChocolateMice,
you left small children under your care where you couldn’t even hear them

[Thumper]

I’m sure if it was serious enough I’d have heard them.

No 1 rule if you’re interested in having kids. Find a woman who is good with kids and doesn’t resort to demented systems taken from books of dubious merit.

[Thumper]

@backinatracksuit

You can’t take 3 steps on my gaff without standing on a doll. Most are naked or painted, they all have hair that’s been wrecked by washing and combing.

Lego in this house.

Holy fuck, you’d know all about it walking on that.

[Mac]

@Thumper

Find a woman who is good with kids and doesn’t resort to demented systems taken from books of dubious merit.

Never mind books, they’re harmless. Social Media groups containing women of dubious character are the current curse. There’s a few mental breast feeding ones according to Mrs Mac. One bint on one of them was trying to drum up support in the group to take legal action against Lidl for advertising they sold baby formula. And then a few weird men started joining in the hope of seeing pictures of boobs.

I’d have been quite content going about my life safe in the knowledge that no family member of mine would have to deal with such lunatics. Sadly, Social Media breaks down these barriers.

[myboyblue]

@anon7035031

It’s irreversible as well at this stage

Not sure you should be showing that to the kids.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Mac

@Thumper

Find a woman who is good with kids and doesn’t resort to demented systems taken from books of dubious merit.

Never mind books, they’re harmless. Social Media groups containing women of dubious character are the current curse. There’s a few mental breast feeding ones according to Mrs Mac. One bint on one of them was trying to drum up support in the group to take legal action against Lidl for advertising they sold baby formula. And then a few weird men started joining in the hope of seeing pictures of boobs.

I’d have been quite content going about my life safe in the knowledge that no family member of mine would have to deal with such lunatics. Sadly, Social Media breaks down these barriers.

[artfoley]

@Mac

And then a few weird men started joining in the hope of seeing pictures of boobs

Is @flattythehurdler in your group then?

[Mac]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

@Mac

@Thumper

Find a woman who is good with kids and doesn’t resort to demented systems taken from books of dubious merit.

Never mind books, they’re harmless. Social Media groups containing women of dubious character are the current curse. There’s a few mental breast feeding ones according to Mrs Mac. One bint on one of them was trying to drum up support in the group to take legal action against Lidl for advertising they sold baby formula. And then a few weird men started joining in the hope of seeing pictures of boobs.

I’d have been quite content going about my life safe in the knowledge that no family member of mine would have to deal with such lunatics. Sadly, Social Media breaks down these barriers.

I’ll gut you

[Fagan_ODowd]

Good night tfk fathers. Make sure to record every single detail of your night time travails and to post them up here in the morning.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

No alarms needed to get up for the Coldplay tickets is an advantage

[gilgamboa]

You never told us how your plastic tub of yeast went yesterday.

[Mac]

@Fagan_ODowd

Good night tfk fathers. Make sure to record every single detail of your night time travails and to post them up here in the morning.

It’s a trap!

[flattythehurdler]

I had a nice quiet night Fagan. All calm on the western front.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Coldplay tickets secured