The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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4736

And fanny pads?

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4737

Don’t be mean

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the type of cunt who is droning on here about their kids little ways ad nauseam as if they are the first ever fathers on the planet are the type of fucking borish cunt you would avoid at all cost out in the real world.
at that stage in your life when you are pro creating your circle of acquaintances somehow tends to include similar high achievers who have managed the impressive and rare feat of impregnating a female with some sperm. what a time for humanity that is.
iv been caught in this scenario. out for a rare meal to get away from it all with a poorly chosen pair of obsessive narcissistic cunts droning on about their kids. wow, the little shit sleeps 5 hours and is off the tit. fuck me thats amazing.

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4739

anyone here know anyone in prison?
a few scenarios here

  • my son is going to end up there if he keeps up what he is at
  • or ill end up there for throttling him

thoughts, etc

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4740

I was previously employed as a project financier and was directly involved in the financing of two prison builds, received tours of said prisons when they became operational and was the victim of severe verbal abuse from prisoners on one occasion. PM me for further details.

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4741

My old pal Stoky (surname withheld for legal reasons) has been a lifelong criminal. Lovely chap but he’s a kleptomaniac and he can’t help himself robbing. He’s been in every correctional facility in the country. I could try to track him down for you if you think that would help.

4742

That’s about the fifth time you’ve posted the exact same thing. We get it. Stop reading the thread if you want and go back to being a miserable cunt in the rest of the threads you frequent.

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4743

Are there prisoners there to abuse you in non operational prisons?

@mickee321 arbour hill is the cushiest of the prisons but you’d be stuck with nonces and weirdos

4744

Give me a shout if you’re in my neck of the woods soon and I can bring you to meet a few of travellers I play soccer with. The majority of them have been locked up at some stage ( we must be very unlucky that all of the small % of travellers who are up to no good happen to live in the area)

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4745

this thread is full of repetition kid, there is not an original thought or tale in the whole fucking thing.

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4746

I was informed yesterday that the little fellow had managed to jump out a window of the creche and get out to the yard so he may be able to help your young fella to get out of the prison?

4747

That’s fair enough. It has been of some assistance and amusement to me over the years though so I’ll stick with it.

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4748

No, pal.

There’d be the construction phase - no prisoners - and the operational phase - prisoners.

You wouldn’t have prisoners on site during the construction phase as the prison may not have completed walls or cells and such like.

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4749

You wouldn’t understand it buddy. You see all of us on here are rearing our own kids, we’re proud of them we’ve bonded with them, we were there from day one. A stepfather like you who’s only on the scene for a few months and will most likely be replaced again soon just wouldn’t get it.

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4750

Hah. Whist spelling ‘scene’ in the above post the phone auto corrected to ‘acne’. How apt.

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4751

I’m giving that a 7th like

4752

You’re on fire kid.

4753

My uncle was inside for membership of an illegal organisation

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4754

That IFA splinter group were dangerous bastards back in the day.

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4755

NAMBLA