The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

All okay.

Sorry no context to the Eoghan Murphy quote but he was on the radio yesterday enjoying his ā‚¬5k increase while the hospitals cried not to bring sick children to their emergency rooms.

Kid fine, thank God. 2 year old toppled pram and sent 7 week old out on kitchen tiles. I could spruce up the dossier and say he flew out like a rocker but I donā€™t know, I think numerous things might have broken his fallā€¦including dead people!

I was upstairs and came running down to Ms Goode. She has since asked why I seemed calm. I came down to a baby in her arms crying, he looked fine, she was hysterical, shes feeding him so she latched him on for comfort.

Reality was I came down the stairs to mental screams and cryingā€¦I knew it was serious and thought I was coming down to a choking baby or a blue baby. Seeing the baby, looking okay, in Mammys arms reassured me although potential skull cracked etc was an after thought, when I walked into the kitchen and saw the over turned pramā€¦weā€™re going to Temple St NOW !!!

Pay the Nurses ! Pay Teachers ! I sit in boring meetings about meetings (which I despise), make no difference, these people change lives, make a real difference.

I donā€™t care how much tax I pay, seriously. Stick another 2cent on it, 10 for a united Ireland. I donā€™t care. I want decent well looked after people looking after my children.

Apart from the Fingal brigade I know no one here but Id rather live next to Brimmer, Back in a fish cake, KP, cauliflower, than Tim Riggins, Geoffey Boycott and Project xā€¦ Jaysus even Feck it, Im sure would drop into the old neighbour locked and stoned at 8am on Christmas morning to make sure hes warm and aliveā€¦good heartā€¦ Tim Riggins would be too busy dreaming of the four goldmines and getting the children dressed to parade at mass while grumbling at that fact the old codger next door hasnā€™t cut the ivy in months and its over growing into his garden.

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So happy to hear heā€™s ok EB. Theyā€™re sent here to test our nerves.

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Glad to hear all is ok mate. Hard to disagree with any of that post.

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Cracking post. Glad the small fella is OK
Bad fright to get at that age

Bigger siblings the biggest danger to their health as far as I can see

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Glad to hear the little man is okay, pal. Take special care of Mammy today, she must be a bag of nerves.

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Great rant.
Good to hear it worked out ok.

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Glad all is OK Eb

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Mammy has dealt with this in her own particular way, blamed me for the start of the series of events culminating on her turning her back on the pram for a secondā€¦I donā€™t know whether Iā€™m Matt Dillon or the black bird in Crash!

Glad to take it on the chin though, Mammy was unrale!

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Thatā€™s what your there for! Punch bag

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Best thing to do is just agree

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Truth be known, I actually meant you in the text with the minors knocking about the house and you loving to see them enjoying themselves before collapsing in the chair while they head off to the discoā€¦ sorry cauliflower ear Iā€™m sure your grand too

Iā€™m absolutely delighted for you

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Jaysis @anon98850436 , you put the heart crossways on me there for a minute. Iā€™ll be dropping some Lucy on Friday and the positive vibes will be going in your direction.

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When it comes to mind, The Gruffalo (and Gruffaloā€™s Child) is a great auld book all the same. Any recommendations for similar ones please gents? Have found most of Donaldsons stuff to be very good, anyone else out there of note in that bracket?

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There are the Adams Cloud books, written by Benji Bennett. Ideal for toddlers and slightly older (I think they are aimed at up to 5 year olds). Our two (18 months and two and a half) love them and do a jig when they are read at bedtime.
Moving away from books, for the same age group, there are a set of DVDs about Bing Bunny. Our two love them and we found that their chatter has improved leaps and bounds as a result of them. Incidentally, one of the production companies was Brown Bag films so its helps to know there is an Irish company doing well with them too.

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The background to those Adams books, fucking hell. Thats hit me pretty hard.

Thanks for the heads up on them though, Iā€™ll have a look.

Yeahā€¦ Sad stuffā€¦ Generally reflected in the books, though at a level well above the kiddies comprehension. Beautifully illustrated tooā€¦

Can you buy them in Easons etc?

Some of them are on the Easonā€™s website anyway. We bought them online from http://adamscloud.com. The profits go to a number of childrenā€™s charities (Barrettstown, Laura Lynn, AnamCara and Make a Wish). Have a look at the backstory on the website. Its powerful stuff and would soften the hardest of hearts.