The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Fagan_ODowd]

@balbec

Young fellas birthday this weekend

What age is he?

[balbec]

27

[Horsebox]

@balbec

27

[Matty_Hislop]

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What age is he?
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51 mate, bit old for a Batman cake I would have thought.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Matty_Hislop

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What age is he?

51 mate, bit old for a Batman cake I would have thought.
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That’s what I thought. I was wondering was it @balbec s cake. Very fucking confusing.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Matty_Hislop

51 mate, bit old for a Batman cake I would have thought.

You’re never too old for a batman cake

[balbec]

I married young

[balbec]

The big 50 cake is next year

[Fran]

A good friend of Mrs. Frans had her 2nd child last night so we offered to look after her eldest (nearly 2) for tonight to help them get settled in at home with the newborn.

Her brother and sister-in-law had taken the eldest last night but the horrible cunts let her nap for 3 hours today until 4pm and the poor thing is still wide awake when her normal bedtime is 7pm. I wouldn’t mind but these cunts have a child of their own and know the story. Meanwhile my own 2 are fast asleep since about 8:30, I’m fit to strangle one of the cunts here

[Juhniallio]

@Fran

A good friend of Mrs. Frans had her 2nd child last night so we offered to look after her eldest (nearly 2) for tonight to help them get settled in at home with the newborn.

Her brother and sister-in-law had taken the eldest last night but the horrible cunts let her nap for 3 hours today until 4pm and the poor thing is still wide awake when her normal bedtime is 7pm. I wouldn’t mind but these cunts have a child of their own and know the story. Meanwhile my own 2 are fast asleep since about 8:30, I’m fit to strangle one of the cunts here

Would you not just talk to her until she fell asleep? It wouldn’t take long @Fran…

[Tassotti]

I’m going to have to give that a like aswell, you are on fire tonight

[Gman]

[quote=“Fran, post:5267, topic:13269, full:true”] Meanwhile my own 2 are fast asleep since about 8:30, I’m fit to strangle one of the cunts here
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Evil cunt, what the fuck did your sleeping children do to piss you off?

[KinvarasPassion]

@Fran

A good friend of Mrs. Frans had her 2nd child last night so we offered to look after her eldest

Minding others folks kids is a mugs job frank.

[myboyblue]

Getting your kid looked after the night you bring home the newborn, well la di fucking da

[balbec]

So much for family memories. The oldest one will grow up with @Fitzy -like anger issues.

[Fitzy]

Huh?

[gilgamboa]

Schoolboy error minding someone else’s kid

[myboyblue]

What’s wrong with minding someone else’s kids? do other people mind your kids?

[gilgamboa]

Blood relatives. I have no objection to people minding mine but I ain’t minding anyone else’s 2 year old no siree bob

[myboyblue]

So minding other people’s kids is ok. Good, just checking.