The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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5279

No mate it’s a mugs game

5280

So you’d be the type to drop your kids with someone else and not take theirs in return when the time comes?

5281

Correct. I wouldn’t expect any of my friends to look after a 2 year old. Blood relatives different

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5282

So you would look after someone else and kid. A blood relatives kid is still someone else’s kid! Stop changing your mind!

Would you look after your wife’s niece/nephew?

5283

Are play dates considered minding

5284

Absolutely

Unless you don’t mind the kid on play dates :eek:

5285

Me personally? No mate. Did it once nearly put me off having kids of my own

5286

You’re an awful hoore.

5287

Cheers pal.

5288

Surely your kids are too old for play dates? I don’t consider kids hanging out as minding them.

5289

Youngest. Not in the slightest

You need an excel spreadsheet to track who has come on a playdate and who is owed a playdate

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5290

Sounds shit. We’ve got 2 other girls on the road in the same class as the little lady. It’s just knocking in to each other when they fancy it.

5291

Sigh. What you are talking about kids on the street playing together.not play dates

5292

Exactly. That’s the point.

5293

He’s from Kilkenny…

5294

It’s mother’s day lads. I repeat. It is mother’s day. @Bandage

5295

My mother very thoughtfully got me a gift for my wife.

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5296

Excellent.

One line I tested a few years back that didn’t really work … “Sure you’re not my mother”

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5297

Watching Cartoonito with the youngest there. On the ad break, two toys that were advertised. First one called Toilet Trouble, apparently you have to spin the toilet roll to work out the correct amount of flushes on the shitter, get it wrong and you get sprayed with water. Next up was a Barbie dog that shits and you have to clean up after it.

Charming stuff.

5298

All we do these days is cast YouTube videos of kids that have their own channel. In latest episode Tania has stolen the keys to her old fellas jeep and has gone down to the local toystore to buy more shite.