The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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5319

Presuming you’ve taken the sensible option and put your kid into a fee paying primary school this problem will not arise.

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5320

That sounds like hell. Thankfully it doesn’t exist in my area anyway. What kind of go gobshite pays for a primary education?

5321

A swamp dwelling slaver?

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5322

He’s forking out for a primary education? That sounds like a bad idea to me.
Is it like Ross O’Carroll Kelly stuff?

5323

The Drumcondra tests are just around the corner mate

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5324

I thought you were up in Malahide?

5325

Nope, D9

5326

Pretend IRA lads forking out for national school education. You couldn’t make it up.

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5327

He’s only having us on mate. Isn’t he?? :frowning:

5328

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

Had a young lady over to play with my eldest recently. Based on what I saw I’d like to nominate her for COTY… what’s the protocol here?

5329

That falls under @Sidneys remit

5330

I believe I just did.

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5331

You need to offer up examples of her cuntishness

5332

What’s the old doll like?

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5333

:scream: what the fuck???

5334

The mother is lovely. The old fella is a cunt though

5335

Lovely. One of the simple joys of life is the banter and joviality with the mammies when they’re collecting or dropping, and they lapping it up when you tell them little Grainne or Oisin is a stand out child and always welcome in your house, never mind that you tried to reverse over the little demented cunt only 30 mins before mammy called.

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5338

Would ya?

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5339

Any good suggestions on parks with playgrounds to bring the family to today?

Preferably in the Dublin / North Wicklow area

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Bumped for @Mac, @TheUlteriorMotive, @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy, @Juhniallio, @Rocko, @artfoley, @Matty_Hislop, @Spidey, @Tim_Riggins