âSalouâ
That is all.
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Iâm not sure whatâs going on @iron_mike, sure all you can do is go with it. The fact that youâre here seeking advice suggests that youâre concerned and have her best interests at heart, no doubt sheâll pick up that secure feeling from you and maybe wants to let you know.
Make the most of it, once they hit puberty they turn into little cunts.
Re. @flattythehurdlerâs excellent post. Let them know regardless of what happens that youâll be there for them. Our eldest one comes home from school or social outings and tells us she did this or that wrong and the teacher punished her, we tell her she silly/ bold / whatever and to suffer the consequences for it.
The important thing here is that she always tells us if things go wrong for her.
We have a laugh/ fight over it, but at least we know whatâs going on in her little head.
At the end of the day hormones or not they still look up to us, so when they come home and tell you theyâre in trouble for some really stupid behaviour try not to explode and start roaring, theyâll be reluctant to tell you stuff in the future.
Just donât forget you also have to punish them for it.
A real balancing act.
Ps. Itâs my wife is behind all of this sensible parenting. Iâd choke one of them if it was left up to me.
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If i observed a grown man in pyjamas lurking around kids Iâd be calling the fucking guards
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I nearly vomited reading that twee-off featuring @iron_mike, @flattythehurdler and @Brimmer_Bradley. Turns out youâre all fantastic parents with endearing traits which comfort and reassure your cute kids and help them progress smoothly through those difficult pre-teen years. Is there no end to likebait posts on this thread? Fucking wankers 
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Iâve given that a like.
Seems odd youâd be lurking in here old pal.
You should go and read @Fagan_ODowd 's anecdotes of Michelin star dining and the premium levels at Croke park.
Or one of his diatribes against lads being flash.
One or the other.
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Listen cuntface. Youâd do well to take some of our advice on board before yourself and that desperate hag start to breed little mutts, between the Monaghan and Wexford pedigree and her propensity for bullying you and your small man syndrome youâll have your work cut out rearing whatever spawn youâre inflicted with.
Youâll be crying into your sleeve at his first court appearance at the age of 12 and the defence solicitor stating that he had a poor upbringing.
Why o why didnât I take note of what the lads were saying and those smug cunts above in trinity today at their daughters conferring ceremonies.
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Oh dear. Anger issues have we? Lashing out all round. Take a chill pill pal. Itâs Thursday. Nearly the weekend. You can throw up some old DVDs of Hulk Hogan or something.
Have a great weekend palđ
Even as a fantastic father I found those interactions quite nauseating.
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This from the same lad who has to ask advice on how to change a light bulb
Iâm glad he doesnât have children. Imagine rearing the child in a brothel.
Sigh.
Judging by his fascination with my previous posts, Iâd say living next door to a brothel will be the closest heâll ever get to a sexual encounter anyway. So he probably doesnât need to worry.
youâre awfully concerned with the sex life, or lack of it, of posters on here. Itâs really odd. Like a joke a teenager goes on about. Nevermind the majority of auld cunts on here in their 30s and 40s.
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Iâm not the one chief. Read back. Itâs your fellow county man who has brought it up on various threads. Maybe itâs a pre puberty thing and heâll get over it in time
All 3 of them, one after the other, getting ever more deranged. 
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Cringe.
@bandage has been telling nembo kid constantly he needs a ride? First I knew of it, Iâll take your word on it. Or are you talking of the spitroasting? If its the spitroasting, that isnt a sex issue, thats a poster who made a fuck up and in true TFK fashion is being reminded of it constantly. Somewhat similar to people who randomly insert jokes about bandages forehead into any opportunity they can.
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Sigh.