The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Looks like there won’t be much banking done today as Bandage spends the day furiously searching for old posts. Anyone hoping to draw down a few bob to close a highly sophisticated commercial deal today is likely to be disappointed.

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Won’t somebody think of the poor children who’ll have to remain in the dark on the briathra neamhrialta for another fortnight.

Well it’s the absolute only time that sex and @Bandage would be relevant in the one sentence.

Are you going to stop lying and trying to set homework (teacher jibe despite you trying to pre-empt / preclude it), you painfully boring cunt? How many times are you going to ignore the already mentioned posts where you were replying directly to me and telling me that referring to something another poster specifically said was unacceptable? That was incessant.

I’m of the view that bringing a gaggle of children on walks to the butcher’s and back, cooking for them, cleaning up after them and then outlining online what a superb day you had is pretty much the definition of being a boring, pussywhipped cunt. Not things like going to matches (with pals by the way).

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Is it any coincidence that the 3 lads running around after @bandage all appear to be simpletons?

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What 3 is this, I just see the two boys who appear to have an alliance for sometime now?

Does she give you permission to slink off to the hotel bar to read your book?

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@iron_mike and @gilgamboa have been chasing after @Bandage likes terriers in heat for the last month or so, what gives?

Are they mercenaries hired by the Nogra boys or have they a different beef with B-Dog?

and you can forget about getting a few quid for Aintree

Ah yes, the school holidays which means a daily dose of Brady Bunch style tales from @backinatracksuit about his posse traipsing around some village in Ireland and him leading the charge in a non-pussywhipped manner. Where references to having children populate 100% of his posts and not just 80% of them as is the case during school term. I’m going to clear my diary for this.

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No.

Ah now mac. It’s actually nice that you’re sticking up the the beaten docket aka @Bandage but you’re out on your own with this incident. The boys are schooling him.

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https://youtu.be/pKg-09lzX_E

There’s no one being schooled here at all, you dim witted roaster. If you keep repeating the same tripe over and over that doesn’t mean it’s true – egging a few simpletons on to cause an auld row on the internet, what is the world coming to.

Leave @Brimmer_Bradley be, old chum. It’s a boring enough day standing outside the bus depot without some form of distraction.

If by schooling him you mean looking like simpletons and talking rubbish then yes, they’re schooling the shit out of him. @bandage has dropped down a few weight divisions here to keep himself fresh. I’d imagine he’ll get bored soon enough and return to his normal place.

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I don’t mind a chap coming in all guns blazing … but trying to get others to do your work is the sign of a weak cunt… He certainly comes across as someone that has very little going on in his life alright… lying about buying his 8 year old an iphone is about the height of his creativity tho so it’s no surprise he needs to stand behind the spit-roasters here.

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It’s all ahead of you buddy. Now before you start shifting on about how you’ll do things differently when you have kids and how they’ll be in bed by 8:00 not eat sweets and not get the latest technology do yourself a favour and don’t bother.
We all said it. We didn’t do it. You won’t either.

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Go way you gimpoid…

the fucking smoke must be coming off the PM machine as @Bandage desperately rallies the old guard :joy:

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