The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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Oooft. Thereā€™s your dinner. Thatā€™s a headshot. :gun:

cc @iron_mike

5602

:joy:

Thatā€™s a clamping - Mouse has tied himself up in knots here.

In all seriousness tho, it made sense for princess to go home business wise, sheā€™d never be able to make me a kept man in Limerick, the hairy bitches never wax up there.

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5603

Itā€™s ok pal. Whatever about being pussywhipped, last thing I want to be a part of is a spitroast.

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5604

I donā€™t think most normal guys would. @iron_mike and dad + friends are not breaking any laws tho, I think?

5605

Ask princess. She said she enjoyed it last night

5606

I didnā€™t hit that cunt hard enough. Heā€™ll keep for a while though as Iā€™m fighting on several fronts.

5607

The dulliance

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5608

Replying to yourself now @Bandage
Jesus soon youā€™ll start a feud with yourself

5609

The Dulliance launched a co-ordinated offensive against me on 5th April 2017 to herald the start of The Bore/Boer War.

5610

You certainly werenā€™t out bored any way.

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5611

Never thought Iā€™d say this but the Fatherā€™s Issues Thread has gone box office.

Great jostling going on between @backinatracksuit and @bandage, with the tug o war between @Brimmer_Bradley and @ChocolateMice developing as an interesting subplot. Headshots galore.

Easter has come early. Hopefully nobody ruins this with talk of Northern Gaelic Football or Italian premiership managers

5612

Oh yeah I forgot to say. Peter Canavan was fucking useless and Conte is only a cunt

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5613

Should I cc him? I mean there should be enough room in the corner for another scuffle

5614

Nah. Leave it go. No point ccing the other Chelsea fella either. Thereā€™s enough going on here.

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5615

Even if youā€™re on your balcony/ fire exit?

5616

Sorry guys. I was busy there for 10 mins. A scab tried to cross the picket line.
A little cunt in a blue suit and brown pointy shoes, said heā€™d to make a meeting in the IFSC, I sent him on his way without a bus but with his tae in a mug. I told him his ā‚¬25k PA job could wait.

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5617

The lies ā€¦ will they ever end? At least youā€™ve stopped pimping your 8 year old daughter out to be spit-raosted by @iron_mike and his dad + chums.

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5618

Looks like the pretend IRA lads go together last night to decide on a strategy. It seems like theyā€™ve decided that @Bandage has received too many head wounds to worth saving and sent out at @ChocolateMice to try and limit the damage.

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5619

Iā€™ve always done my own thing, mate. Maybe itā€™s time you stepped out of your fatherā€™s shadow and did the same.

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5620

Fixed that there for you chief