The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Locke]

Maybe it’s just me but the mouse you’re referring to is @ChocolateMice; isn’t that your good self?

@ChocolateMice

That’s a clamping - Mouse has tied himself up in knots here.

In all seriousness tho, it made sense for princess to go home business wise, she’d never be able to make me a kept man in Limerick, the hairy bitches never wax up there.

[anon61956325]

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Well according ye lads on TFK I’m an administrator in the Clonmel motor tax office, a social welfare officer, a co council building inspector and my latest job is a striking bus driver.
I can’t keep up.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Limerick lads struggle to keep one job, while the Tipp boys can multitask

[Bandage]

@Julio_Geordio

You certainly weren’t out bored any way.

What kind of standard are you holding me to? In the past 36 hours alone, I’ve prompted an explosion from @dodgy_keeper (behave), a threat of legal action from bog-trotting simpleton @iron_mike, had a barrage of invective and bile directed against my life partner from the usually earnest dullard @backinatracksuit, @Brimmer_Bradley being so riled as to depart from his “I’m a gas man down the depot” TFK persona to angrily defend his parenting skills along with a series of other halfwits joining in with their boring, repetitive and largely made up insults. All orchestrated on their side, of course, by Dulliance leader @gilgamboa.

I’m a one-man band delivering an absolute Tour de France here.

Thank you. Thank you, all.

[Bandage]

@ChocolateMice

I’ve always done my own thing, mate. Maybe it’s time you stepped out of your father’s shadow and did the same.

And fuck somebody when his father isn’t in the room? I doubt that’s going to happen at this stage.

[iron_mike]

Trying to reassure yourself there chief. A sure sign of weakness. The " look at me now Mammy" approach doesn’t really work around here. You need to up your game

[myboyblue]

@iron_mike

Trying to reassure yourself there chief. A sure sign of weakness. The " look at me now Mammy" approach doesn’t really work around here. You need to up your game

Are you telling the fella who has been on the site from the start, and god bless him, probably has to sift through the amount of shite posted on here, what does and doesn’t work around “here”?

[ironmoth]

There’s a few lads sailing dangerously close to the wind here, and I suspect there could be retaliatory bannings on the horizon.

[anon61956325]

Fuck up you, you Nogra’s bastard.

[TreatyStones]

@Bandage is seething.

Given his usual late development I’d expect it will be 4 years before he is on here gushing about how great his new baby is.

[iron_mike]

Oh so now it’s the " I was here before you" line is it?

[myboyblue]

You’re quoting scripture to Moses.

[iron_mike]

@Bandage

@ChocolateMice

I’ve always done my own thing, mate. Maybe it’s time you stepped out of your father’s shadow and did the same.

And fuck somebody when his father isn’t in the room? I doubt that’s going to happen at this stage.

I’d say the last thing you fucked was the inflatable doll under your bed

[Julio_Geordio]

@TreatyStones

@Bandage is seething.

Given his usual late development I’d expect it will be 4 years before he is on here gushing about how great his new baby is.

The Dulliance have sent Blandage packing.

[Bandage]

Evocatively describing my weekend walks with the child in the buggy while slagging off the pussywhipped bastards who go GAA and football matches with their friends instead.

[Bandage]

Deary me.

Deary, deary me.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Bandage

Evocatively describing my weekend walks with the child in the buggy while slagging off the pussywhipped bastards who go GAA and football matches with their friends instead.

Will you run behind the buggy, pal or have you not thought that far ahead yet?

[gilgamboa]

@Bandage

All orchestrated on their side, of course, by Dulliance leader @gilgamboa.

I’m a one-man band delivering an absolute Tour de France here.

You are certainly doling out the punishment tickles alright pal.

Not sure anyone has ever been quite as seething as you have over the last 24 hours. You have dragged plenty lads into a similar state of frothing at the mouth. Not me however pal. Nosireeebob.

Your also displaying some symptoms of extreme paranoia

[anon61956325]

He’s come back with a series of limp, flaccid posts today … it’s telling that he is posting on his own here and it seems Mike can only perform when others are in the room with him.