Time to go again brah
Yep. 
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+1 That child needs a bit of company @carryharry.
Best of luck with the drop offâs collections, etc. The creche is the modern day petri dish of humanity, every fecking illness will be visited upon your home in the coming weeks. Be no harm, will toughen the little one up. Plenty of coffee.
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Impressive.i didnât think they could improve on the trunky
Can you imagine having had the benefit of that with a terrible two on a long-haul flight? Wow.
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OmfgâŚ
Gamechanger.
Head cold, snotty nose, temperature, & generally in shit form.
10 months in, suppose I should count myself lucky.
Baby Tv at 4.00am is grand.
Have a few hot whiskeys youâll be grand, pal.
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Mate, you do realise that there are methods of parenting that donât involve television right?
Steam. Lots of it. block the bathroom vents and have a towel under the door. Run the bath & sink and turn the room into a giant steam room. Itâll clear the kids nose & upper trachea in 30 seconds.
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Itâll make it difficult for the kid to watch the box though.
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Just brought her into the shower to help clear her up, worked a treat. Sheâs sound asleep now. Wrecked.
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Vicks do a nice humidifier with uv. Great job for croup, colds, eye.
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@carryharry, starting crèche this time of year means youâll have her picking everything up until after Xmas. Keep the place stocked with calpol, snufflebaby, neurofen, and steam the shit out of the place and all will be grand.
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Bowl of boiling water with a few drops of olbus oil in the childâs room while they are sleeping should do the trick
The amount of old wives tales / home remedies / etc being bandied about here is unreal.
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