The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Fran]

@carryharry

Cheers @Fran.

It’s worked a treat for us the last few nights. If the child is old enough then some Vicks on his / her chest will also help

[balbec]

Fucks sake. A dose of man the fuck up would be welcome around here

[carryharry]

Snufflebabe on the chest / throat & a tee spoon of Pharmony Throat syrup seems to be working so far.

I’m gonna be aware of your tip for the future though, pal.

[Fran]

@balbec

Fucks sake. A dose of man the fuck up would be welcome around hete

Maybe you should call around to @carryharry’s place and give his infant a piece of your mind

[balbec]

Miaow

[KinvarasPassion]

@ironmoth

The amount of old wives tales / home remedies / etc being bandied about here is unreal.

All we’re missing is @caoimhaoin to arrive in and tell us to throw a few fennel seeds into a padre pio cloak relic and place it under the child’s matress.

[carryharry]

[KinvarasPassion]

How is she today Harry?

[carryharry]

Bunged up & cement under the snout but slept for much of the night thank god.

Form not great now but mornings be tough when sick.

[backinatracksuit]

Would you consider sucking the snots out mate, I’m certain that it’s what @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy would do in the circumstances, a bit of saline solution will help it along.

[carryharry]

I’ll leave her settle first or would you rather i upset the child after waking up.

Jog on cunt.

[backinatracksuit]

So once she’s settled you will be clearing her nose the old fashioned (proper ) way?
Good man, it’ll help her the world, you’re on your way to being a top top dad.

[Mac]

@KinvarasPassion

@ironmoth

The amount of old wives tales / home remedies / etc being bandied about here is unreal.

All we’re missing is @caoimhaoin to arrive in and tell us to throw a few fennel seeds into a padre pio cloak relic and place it under the child’s matress.

Maybe this should go in the confessions thread but we successfully used fennel tea on our youngest. Great stuff for helping wind them.

[Fran]

@Mac

Maybe this should go in the confessions thread but we successfully used fennel tea on our youngest. Great stuff for helping wind them.

You didn’t have to admit it

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

You idiot

[caoimhaoin]

Aaahahaha.

Fucking gobshites

[TheUlteriorMotive]

asked the 8 year old if he would watch a James Bond movie with me

“That’s just cinematics and shenanigans” he responded.

As one of the of the pioneering “learning through logo kids” I tell myself we all sort of get there and if he does that Is the name of the first chart breakout

[anon7035031]

It’s not as if you would ever suggest alternative medicine ffs.

[Spidey]

It’s like the name of Stereophonics LP. My 2 year old saw ‘the garbage truck’ go by the other day. I’ll have to do a China on the YouTube on the iPad.

[caoimhaoin]

The only “alternative” medicine i ever suggested is exercise and acupuncture.

Both work incredibly well.

This was fennell tea ffs. I wasn’t suggesting anything.

All these gobshites with their ridiculously myopic heads who think everything has to be in a book don’t get it