The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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On a side note, boy or girl?

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Post reported.

The child will choose their own gender when they are ready.

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The demise of @Bandage my eye. The man is at the height of his powers

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Turkey baster.

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@Fagan_ODowd will be seething. His anti father clique just got smaller.

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He’ll always have @HBV

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You’re an awful cunt, Mac.

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I wouldn’t have it any other way

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I regret nothing.

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I nearly teared up reading @Bandage 's terrifying news (auto correct wht the fuck).
Tremendous altogether mate. The traditional Irish wish that your child may score all it’s teams points in an U12 county final be upon it.

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Night terrors lads, talk to me. Any tips.

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Smoke less weed?

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You’ll find yourself going a bit crazy, your head will turn into a writhing bucket of irrational hatred, simmering resentment and seething spitefulness.
If you only post on the lawn tennis thread no-one will notice
All joking aside if it wasn’t for something like.this I’d be in jail.

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Drop any screen time. Make sure they’re not over tired. Aside from that I think you just have to wait it out.

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Unreal scenes … Delighted for you and Mrs Bando - and delighted I decided to pop into this wanker of a thread.

I have to ask tho, she’s already taken gridiron and Wexford hurling games away from you - what next?

Will you do the right thing and get married or let the child be born a bastard?

Only Limerick winning the AI can top this news.

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ah fuck it i spat coffee accross the laptop there
this is a staggering developement
was it an accident i wonder? presume she was playing games with the contraception , id say he got the fright of his life when she walked out of the jax wielding the positive test delighted with herself and he there planning a spin down to some game in o’connor park, its off to mothercare in the jervis center now bando my old pal on a sunday afternoon

good man @Bandage - i presume its early doors yet pal, best of luck

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that’s the way it’s gone these days

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ride it out mate
it’ll pass- let him her into yere bed when they wake up roaring
i see no problem with this - when they’re older they wont want to know us so its ok to give them a break when they’re scared

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Thanks again for latest heartfelt messages.

@Mac, @Rocko, you might have one final strong attempt to get the vote out.

Threaten infractions if necessary and feel free to use the “read PMs” function.

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A Christmas bundle of joy? You’ll be in Monaghan for crimbo so… I presume you’ve told your mother that already?