The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[mickee321]

@anon61956325

A Christmas bundle of joy? You’ll be in Monaghan for crimbo so… I presume you’ve told your mother that already?

he was riding away during the snow in march the little bollux

[glasagusban]

You’re being a bit snarky here in response to @Bandage’s good news, what’s up? I know it’s a lot of pressure but I’m sure you’ll do the business for princess eventually.

[Julio_Geordio]

I missed this earlier as I try to stay clear of this easy like fest, but congrats @Bandage. No L plates on you in the bedroom, eh, eh.
I look forward to your latest e-pivot to caring father with great anticipation.

[Julio_Geordio]

@anon61956325

You’ll be in Monaghan for crimbo so… I presume you’ve told your mother that already?

His mother will be made up with the news sure. Maybe @Bandage will have Christmas dinner in his own place this year to celebrate his new family. Nothing says Christmas like a view of the bus depot.

[Copper_pipe]

Twas either that or break into Lidl

[anon61956325]

I’m delighted for my good friend @Bandage and i’m just jesting with him… come back to me when you manage to get into a relationship yourself.

[anon61956325]

tbf, it does snow a lot around there if we are to believe HBV…

[mickee321]

@Julio_Geordio

@anon61956325

You’ll be in Monaghan for crimbo so… I presume you’ve told your mother that already?

His mother will be made up with the news sure. Maybe @Bandage will have Christmas dinner in his own place this year to celebrate his new family. Nothing says Christmas like a view of the bus depot.

this really is a fucking gamechanger
as far as im aware @Bandage is residing in rental accomodation and now the woman and her mother will be going bonkers looking to decorate the room for the child and what not… this is actually a disaster , she’ll have him buying her a house in her name and up the pole by the end of fiscal Q4,
fuck it lads

[anon61956325]

Uber Catholic types from Monaghan … they wont have the baby staying in a whore house. The apartment is gone already i presume.

[Julio_Geordio]

@mickee321

@Julio_Geordio

@anon61956325

You’ll be in Monaghan for crimbo so… I presume you’ve told your mother that already?

His mother will be made up with the news sure. Maybe @Bandage will have Christmas dinner in his own place this year to celebrate his new family. Nothing says Christmas like a view of the bus depot.

this really is a fucking gamechanger
as far as im aware @Bandage is residing in rental accomodation and now the woman and her mother will be going bonkers looking to decorate the room for the child and what not… this is actually a disaster , she’ll have him buying her a house in her name and up the pole by the end of Q4,
fuck it

I can see @bandage commuting by bus from Monaghan to his job in the central business district if he’s not careful

[artfoley]

@mickee321

this really is a fucking gamechanger
as far as im aware @Bandage is residing in rental accomodation and now the woman and her mother will be going bonkers looking to decorate the room for the child and what not… this is actually a disaster , she’ll have him buying her a house in her name and up the pole by the end of fiscal Q4,
fuck it lads

It’s payback from Mrs bando for that reykjavik fiasco. The poor girl had only rocks to look and take pics of bando to send to his weird e-friends.

[Julio_Geordio]

Can we rule out an Icelandic conception?
@bandagesson

[glasagusban]

No offence mate, but if I’m looking for relationship advice I think @bandage has a better track record at this stage, quietly goes about his business and backs it up with action.

[anon61956325]

I wouldnt dream of offering you advice - i’m simply saying that you should try getting into one first before judging others … what action would that be anyway?

[glasagusban]

Of course I’ve tried mate. A good heart these days is hard to find.

[croppy_boy]

@Julio_Geordio

I can see @bandage commuting by bus from Monaghan to his job in the central business district if he’s not careful

He’d be lucky to spend every day alighting to one of Bus Eireann’s regal wagon’s in one of Ireland most rustic Bus Terminals - maybe there’s property overlooking it available.

[Julio_Geordio]

@croppy_boy

@Julio_Geordio

I can see @bandage commuting by bus from Monaghan to his job in the central business district if he’s not careful

He’d be lucky to spend every day alighting to one of Bus Eireann’s regal wagon’s in one of Ireland most rustic Bus Terminals - maybe there’s property overlooking it available.

Is that the bus station in Cavan town? If not they were obviously built from a template

[anon61956325]

Dont put on any filters, mate … Just see what comes at you.

[croppy_boy]

Monaghan town.

[HBV]

fucking disaster for @Bandage

at least he will have an opportunity now to take his wrestling memorobilia down from the top of the wardrobe, imagine the big cunt sitting there with his kid in the penthouse dressed up in his wrestling gear

some big decisions ahead for the man now