The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Matty_Hislop]

Ah well done Bandage, fair play, enjoy it all!

[backinatracksuit]

Missed some posts clearly, is this a baby or a pregnancy??

[glenshane]

I was wondering about that. @anon61956325 has the progeny enjoying the gestation period of a lion if it’s the former.

[Julio_Geordio]

@backinatracksuit

Missed some posts clearly, is this a baby or a pregnancy??

@Bandage saw there was easy likes to be had in the official fathers thread and has got his missus pregnant as a result, to get in on the easy likes (it was that or get and beat cancer). He’s outsmarted the others by posting an announcement pre the birth, for a baby shower of likes and will get double bubble on the day of arrival. It’s why he’s a top top poster

[anon61956325]

Huh? - Most people dont announce it to the world until after the 3 months mark, mate … so you can add 90 days or so to your dates

[glenshane]

It’s all a beautiful mystery to me. Half the time I can’t even remember which armpit I’m supposed to stick it under.

[anon61956325]

Usually under the one of the arm you have tied to the body…

[glenshane]

@anon61956325

Usually under the one of the arm you have tied to the body…

The Internet never forgets

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@backinatracksuit

Missed some posts clearly, is this a baby or a pregnancy??

“Just in the hospital.”
“You ok hun?”
“Don’t want to talk about it.”

[gilgamboa]

@backinatracksuit

Missed some posts clearly, is this a baby or a pregnancy??

I assumed a baby but

[TreatyStones]

It’s a baby.
Unless it’s a case that he finally got the ride by agreeing to stay at home from PUC and now he assumes she’s pregnant.

[glenshane]

@glenshane

It’s all a beautiful mystery to me. Half the time I can’t even remember which armpit I’m supposed to stick it under.

I thought I’d have done much better with this one

[mickee321]

@TreatyStones

It’s a baby.
Unless it’s a case that he finally got the ride by agreeing to stay at home from PUC and now he assumes she’s pregnant.

there is some doubt…

[mickee321]

@Mac

@Bandage

As a counter to all the bile being spouted in the last few days about giraffes with big serves and GGA championship attendances and venues, I’m officially signing in here.

A wonderful blessing, I’m floating on a cloud of love right now.

This is the biggest surprise on TFK since @Turenne signed into this thread. Congrats to you and Mrs @Bandage

what about when @myboyblue posted on here one day out of nowhere about his “daughter”
there were a few very uneasy replies

[HBV]

A real shiver down your spine moment, wasn’t it around the time of the Graham dwyer trial?

[mickee321]

@HBV

A real shiver down your spine moment

i understand fully why @Mac didnt mention it to be honest

[mickee321]

@HBV

A real shiver down your spine moment, wasn’t it around the time of the Graham dwyer trial?

maybe, i remember it was a post out of nowhere at a most incredibly odd time,

[myboyblue]

An horrendous thought for anyone, mike and hiv discussing your internet persona. Chilling.

[HBV]

He would regret the line of action he took. Dropping in fatherhood out of nowhere ie ‘The maxi cosi is only a cunt of a thing’. It’s very very strange. Especially in the middle of a high profile murder trial.
It doesn’t sit right.
At least @bandage has intimated at a pregnancy, or getting a ride without a Johnnie or something like that. You have to start there. The basics.

[artfoley]

@HBV

At least @bandage has intimated at a pregnancy, or getting a ride without a Johnnie or something like that. You have to start there

I presume you meant imitated