Youāre a great man for starting a fight harry
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Iāve the kids finally in bed.
Iām browsing TFK while constructing a doob. An evening of TFK Dance Classics beckons.
Happy Bank Hol wknd by the way, buddy.
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You poor bastard, give me shit up the back or sides or out through clothing but Child Vomit is the absolute worst.
Car valet to be paid for too. Poor cunt.
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It could be worse @bandage. Iāve posted somewhere about the time someone elseās kid got sick in our car. Horrific
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A sieve is a great job
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Would you not get into the bath with her? Or is that too Tipperary?
Tried, flat refused it.
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Canāt be worse than 6 days of vomiting and diarrhoea.
Of course not, bro. Hope all are doing better.
Had a bit of projectile land on the windscreen in a Peugeot 305 5 kids me n her in the 80s on the way to Kerry from Derry,and we hadnāt reached Ballyshannonš¤FFS ,lots of roaring / shouting/ all baggage food / personell on the side of the fucking road for 30m,murder,a longggggg trip to banna beach
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Did ye manage to get the guns that time
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Baby wipes
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On the flight home , Spanish family seated behind meā¦ Baby around 9-10 months and a 4 year oldā¦ 4 year old was all chatter and out of no where I heard her puke, and puke, and pukeā¦ All over the mother, the floor and the aisle. The air hostessā were 20 mins cleaning it , which severely delayed coffee serviceā¦
I Dont know how you lads do it.
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Tee shirts actually 
and to my shame abandoned at the side of the road
Post reported and a banning fully deserved.
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Sorry Alf,
I donāt have time to read it yet. I had to ring the wife there and tell her to put her coffee down and go in and collect the childeren after their sleepover last night.
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Fucking hell lads. Iām mugging myself off. Iām well over 50 per cent on both drop/picking up and washing. She does most of the bedtime though.
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Is that why she turns a blind eye to your gay midnight swims?
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