The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

Yeap. Sure our generation were all bottle fed and look how we turned out.

Main thing is do what works best for you and baby. People will either hack breastfeeding or they won’t. Important thing is baby keeps growing etc

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Did you get a dose of mastitis yourself from the pumping?

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Cringe

Ah yeah - I get that … just the few lads thinking they are winning because they have gotten away with feeding - hilarious mindset — real 1970s caveman type stuff you’d expect @mickee321 to throw out to get a rise.

You’d do a fair bit of it with mastitis alright.

Who would have thought 10 years ago that a thread like this would have gained the traction it did. Back then the emphasis was on ball-hops, coursing and boozing.

Now it’s breastfeeding, craft beer and the cost of tarmacadam. Still enjoyable mind.

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Throw in a few more smiley faces there pal… the fact you needed to reply - twice, to posts not directed at you says an awful lot.

@Phil_Leotardo - our youngest had awful problems while both on the breast and with formula. Gaviscon and Gripe Water were no use as he’d throw them back up. What did work was fennel tea (seriously). Make a bottle of it in the morning and keep it for the day in the fridge. Immediately before a feed, and immediately after a feed give the baby a few ml of it in one of the calpol syringes and it does fucking wonders in bringing wind up. Clearing out wind beforehand apparently means there’s less irritation when it goes down and lessens the likelihood of it coming back up.

I genuinely laughed when @caoimhaoin talked about this stuff on here and used to chuckle to myself in the early days of using it but it was genuinely game changing.

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You’re fucking seething. Take a break from homes under the hammer and take the dog for a walk kid

Yeah - i’m the one seething here alright - lolz.

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Ah Shtop.

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I thought it was well established that fennel was great for babies suffering from this kind of stuff… I couldnt believe the abuse Kev was getting.

Ah shur lookit, thats the way it was with the first.

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I just can’t get over the fact that couples are getting pregnant in the free state. Some sort of hermaphrodite shit going on. Thank fuck for the bulwark of the DUP

Kev knew.

id say the doc/health nurse was being kind to the newly portly again bando and didn’t want him to roll onto the poor youngfella in the night.

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Like most natural medicines the evidence is iffy enough. But they can work it seems for some babies.
When you are facing your 4th week of sleep deprivation you’d try anything really

We’re still fundamentally good God fearing catholics down here

Nice one Mac. Worth a shot

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