The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

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It’s in the meadow, he hasn’t let the cows in yet

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Hope the home insurance is up to spec

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Dangerous precedent here IMO. How many parents would happily break their little girl’s leg for €36,000?

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You’d start with one, then two. Who knows where it would stop

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2, they’ve only got two legs

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Art! You’re having another Franklin moment!

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cmon now geezer, you haven’t a leg (or two) to stand on :smiley:

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50k minimum. I’ve 3 girls so a leg each would pay for the price of a few acres I’ve my eye on.

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I like you art, you do your best.

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Don’t confuse him

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Looks like this could be the place for this. Only one post in the David Beckham thread.
That’s his daughter, Harper.

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one for the dubious character thread

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David is a wonderful man

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Here you go @anon61878697

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Spoiler that FFS sake

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He’d have it groped off himself

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What’s the deal, a man kissing his daughter on the lips is hardly noteworthy?

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No deal, she’s only seven, but looks a bit older there in fairness. That is no argument of course. I find it a bit odd myself and was a sucker for the attention grabbing headline that first caught my attention.

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His wife’s a pig

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