Being run by the Brestapo Iām afraid. But youāre right.
Not an issue but my eldest has a bigger fixation on Billy Joel music than I ever had.
Sheās only a woman.
Is she?
Had a wee fall playing with Rascal yesterday. Both elbows and knees cut to ribbons so go into chemist to see what was best approach to cover them up as plasters not worth a fuck. He asked Rascal to show him where he was hurting. Scarla for @mikehunt.
You were hurt?
I hope he didnāt overcharge you.
Iāll live. Both lower arms and elbows and one knee are cut to ribbons. I didnāt think I could move so quick to cause such damage.
My 5 year old girl convinced her 3 year old brother to give her a haircut
Wahey. High jinx
Jasus theyll love that here. Youll get 20 likes + around here for that.
Last week she put a little dog into a bag and smuggled it to summer camp.
How did he go?
Youād better mind yourself
She just informed me āItāll be fine, we can just get extensions put inā
Simplest thingā¦ A full Sinead OāConnorā¦ itāll be presentable by Christmas
Slumber party for my eldest who was 13 a few days ago, Iāve done the bbq and now Iām holed up in the bedroom for the night, weāve put up the famous tent for them in the back,
Ah thatās easy. My youngest (13) has been like an absolute spoiled brat for the last week. Up u til all hours on the phone. Staying in bed all day. Arguing every point you try and make. I actually had to go for a walk this evening as my temper was at boiling point.
Sounds dreadful
Its a nightmare at the moment. Im back to work now and the eldest has been no problem. I came back this evening and the eldest had the house cleaned and a chicken in the oven. The youngest was still in the jamies and sending selfies.
September canāt come quick enough. But I do realise that we left an awful lot go during my illness. Itās trying to pull it back now is the issue.