The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[Fagan_ODowd]

Best wishes choco

[flattythehurdler]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

You might be out of touch with modern parenting

[TheUlteriorMotive]

More need of it now than ever!

Congrats @anon61878697

[mikehunt]

Great news Chocco.

[carryharry]

This is a new chapter for you swinging dick. A daughter will make a man of you, make you learn to plait hair and play dolls.

This will make you a better Chief.

Hope Mam & Babba are doing great, mate.

[croppy_boy]

Congrats horse and welcome to the World Princess Junior!

[Fagan_ODowd]

My thoughts are with Brady at this traumatic time for him. Who knows what thoughts are going through his little head?

If you want a foster home for him for a couple of years I am happy to oblige.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Thought you might give big @Phil_Leotardo the honour of announcing this after you hoovering up loads of likes for revealing his latest edition

Hope you enjoyed the West Indies Porter and got a good sleep mate

[flattythehurdler]

Sincere congratulations. I wish you both all the joy in her. Kids are the greatest luxury in life, in every way.

[Gman]

Congrats Bob! Delighted for you. Best wishes to all.

[myboyblue]

@anon61878697

signing in.

The most beautiful baby girl born this evening… No shame in saying I wept like a girl myself.

Induction lasted 24hours start to finish, mother and baby in top form… I’ve been up 42 hours myself and I’m a bit delirious. I even thought I was a bison there at one stage…

Sipping a west Indies Guinness here and fucking off to bed pronto.

Yurt.

Wonderful news my old e-friend. Delighted for you both. A girl will knock some edges off you.

Inducing is a nasty business however. Good to know all went well.

[Matty_Hislop]

Ah well done mate, delighted for you and your wife. Enjoy these moments, the best of times.

[backinatracksuit]

Congrats to you and Mammy, sounds remarkably like the circumstances of my own first born with the inducement and lack of sleep, I had a few bottles of beer at 4 in the morning when I arrived home to the empty house soon to be full of life.
It’s tough at the beginning but parenting at that stage is usually a piece of piss once she’s healthy and taking to the tit (latching on ),
try to keep visitors to a minimum in the early days, it’s hard but you need some time alone.

[Fitzy]

@anon61878697 I’m overjoyed at this joyous news. I hope all three (3) of you are well. Congratulations.
This girl will be loved and will lead an interesting life.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

Sure of course you had to make it all about yourself again, when a simple congratulations was all that’s needed.

[Smithers]

@backinatracksuit

Congrats to you and Mammy, sounds remarkably like the circumstances of my own first born with the inducement and lack of sleep, I had a few bottles of beer at 4 in the morning when I arrived home to the empty house soon to be full of life.
It’s tough at the beginning but parenting at that stage is usually a piece of piss once she’s healthy and taking to the tit (latching on ),
try to keep visitors to a minimum in the early days, it’s hard but you need some time alone.

You needy fucking creep

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@Smithers

@backinatracksuit

Congrats to you and Mammy, sounds remarkably like the circumstances of my own first born with the inducement and lack of sleep, I had a few bottles of beer at 4 in the morning when I arrived home to the empty house soon to be full of life.
It’s tough at the beginning but parenting at that stage is usually a piece of piss once she’s healthy and taking to the tit (latching on ),
try to keep visitors to a minimum in the early days, it’s hard but you need some time alone.

You needy fucking creep

[Fagan_ODowd]

@backinatracksuit

Congrats to you and Mammy, sounds remarkably like the circumstances of my own first born with the inducement and lack of sleep, I had a few bottles of beer at 4 in the morning when I arrived home to the empty house soon to be full of life.
It’s tough at the beginning but parenting at that stage is usually a piece of piss once she’s healthy and taking to the tit (latching on ),
try to keep visitors to a minimum in the early days, it’s hard but you need some time alone.

Talk us through how you get through this difficult period in more detail, if you don’t mind.

[anon67715551]

Not wishing to piss into the tepee of @anon61878697 but the arrival of the junior Princess tips the scales yet further against him.
There’s now 2 Princess’s, Mrs. Sullivan and the ever howling Brady. It’s like being 4-1 down away to Hull on a January night.
Farm out the dog for a spell, twill reduce demands on you.

[myboyblue]

@Fagan_ODowd

@backinatracksuit

Congrats to you and Mammy, sounds remarkably like the circumstances of my own first born with the inducement and lack of sleep, I had a few bottles of beer at 4 in the morning when I arrived home to the empty house soon to be full of life.
It’s tough at the beginning but parenting at that stage is usually a piece of piss once she’s healthy and taking to the tit (latching on ),
try to keep visitors to a minimum in the early days, it’s hard but you need some time alone.

Talk us through how you get through this difficult period in more detail, if you don’t mind.

I’d say he wept on his wifes shoulder that he couldn’t breastfeed himself.