The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

When sheā€™s hungry feed her.
When sheā€™s dirty change her.
When sheā€™s crying hold her.
When sheā€™s sleeping. Sleep

Keep her alive, warm, happy and loved.

After that itā€™s pure luck

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Apologies @anon61878697, I meant no harm

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Bad advice. A dog can be a vital ally. In fact the only ally. When thereā€™s nappies flying left, right and centre having a dog to walk can be crucial.

you have a very special talent for driving a few lads bananaā€™s it seems. That was pure harmless stuff there.

I speak about myself because thatā€™s what I know, I have no insight into anybody elseā€™s experience of going through childbirth and the aftermath with a partner

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you did fuck all wrong there.

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A little bit of empathy there from @backinatracksuit that Iā€™m sure @anon61878697 will value.

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empathy is not a valued character trait round these parts

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Iā€™m only sorry @HBV isnā€™t around to see this day. @anon61878697 the auld dawg had the deed done all along.

Still though, a Cork child. Thank the Lord above that a fathers love is unconditional.

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Congratulations Chief Choco, your tribe grows strong. I am very happy to hear this.

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Congrats choco.

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The three brother in laws are Dublin, Wexford, Tipp and myself Limerickā€¦ Cork women know thereā€™s a problem and are addressing it.

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If you value your sleep then make sure they sleep in their cot, not on you or your Mrsā€™ lap. If they cry when theyā€™re in the cot pick them up but put them back. Short term it might be a pain but itā€™s worth it. I was in a house with seven kids of 3 and under at the weekend. You could tell from the parentsā€™ faces who allowed their kids sleep on their laps.

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Ah I wouldnā€™t steal his thunder here. Not my style

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Bone of contention alreadyā€¦ Baby and mum asleep here but in mothers arms, she wonā€™t settle in cot at allā€¦ Not even 24hours in and this little lady wants a warā€¦ She better tool up.

His grandfather had often told him that he tried too hard to move trees when a wiser man would walk around them.

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Congrats @anon61878697. Iā€™m very happy for one of my closest e-pals.

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She wants to be cosy. I found swaddling and a soother did the trick.

Swaddling defo worth a shot. Baby has had 9 months of cozyiness disrupted so will be very happy sleeping in arms of mother as its closest to where she came from.

My mother in law was down to help the first few nights. I stayed in the same room as Rascal. Anytime he cried, the mother in law would come in and say u need to do this and that. I ran her after a few days. Took a year for relations to thaw.

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