The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

[gilgamboa]

@anon61878697

Mother wasnt thinking and took a disprin - shur you cant lash the child on the tit with aspirin in the system

Unless ye know specifically the baby is allergic this shouldn’t be an issue at all

[Fagan_ODowd]

@myboyblue

Has he only the one?

He has a dog as well, in fairness

[balbec]

Been hearing so much about the child must be reared by now.

[anon61878697]

She took one of the high dose tabs so it was just a case of waiting a few hours for it to pass through system… All good now.

[gilgamboa]

@anon61878697

She took one of the high dose tabs so it was just a case of waiting a few hours for it to pass through system… All good now.

Get suppositories for rhe baby in the pharmacy. Works 10 times better than anything else if they are sick

[anon61878697]

we have them and will see how she goes today… They’re both out for the count now so I won’t be moving a muscle

[carryharry]

Great job.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

Tfk is here for you man.

The first year or two are tough going. Nobody likes to say it but we have all stared into that abysss. It passes quicker than you think and some sense of normal life is restored.

[anon61878697]

You know they’ll be fine and it’s all part of them getting stronger… But you’d be tempted to go walk about for a few days.

[TheUlteriorMotive]

[Bandage]

Soft Porridge Oat Bars by @Bandage

Ingredients
2 Mashed Up Bananas
8 Scoops of Porridge Oats
8 Scoops of Milk
A liberal sprinkling of blueberries

Stir and mix together in a bowl. Transfer onto a baking tray and flatten it out a bit. Pop into the oven at 200 for 25-30 minutes. Longer it’s left in the crispier/crunchier it will be so bake to your own preference here. Leave for an hour to cool and set after taking out of oven and then transfer into fridge. Cut into little bar segments in the morning.

Fuck you @anon67715551.

[caulifloweredneanderthal]

Looks good pal. Is there much need to be using that much milk in them? Could you use something healthier?

[anon67715551]

Have you monitored the solidity and pungency of Junior’s shit after a feed of it?
The mix of banana and porridge would be awesome I’d guess.

You’re closing in on the DOY award with each passing week.

[KinvarasPassion]

Savage stuff

[flattythehurdler]

@gilgamboa

Get suppositories for rhe baby in the pharmacy. Works 10 times better than anything else if they are sick

“That’ll teach it to disturb my sleep.”

[Bandage]

You can use goat’s milk or fennel tea as alternatives.

[tallback]

@Bandage

Soft Porridge Oat Bars by @Bandage

Ingredients
2 Mashed Up Bananas
8 Scoops of Porridge Oats
8 Scoops of Milk
A liberal sprinkling of blueberries

Stir and mix together in a bowl. Transfer onto a baking tray and flatten it out a bit. Pop into the oven at 200 for 25-30 minutes. Longer it’s left in the crispier/crunchier it will be so bake to your own preference here. Leave for an hour to cool and set after taking out of oven and then transfer into fridge. Cut into little bar segments in the morning.

Fuck you @Boxtyeater.

Wonderful baking. Out of interest, what is a “Scoop” in a metric sense. I may have a cut of this some stage this week

[Bandage]

It’s one of those scoops that comes with the Flahavan’s Microwaveable Oats. It’s the little red yoke I partially included in the bottom left of the shot for artistic reasons.

[Cicero_Dandi]

Congrats to @Rocko and @Bandage in generating a new revenue stream to finance the server costs.

TFK - Babyshop.com

[Cicero_Dandi]

I can’t wait for the launch of the MacStroller which is a multi-gear stroller which caters for dads on the jog.