The Official TFK Father's Issues Thread. I don't know how they do it

My 6 year old daughter came home from school today telling us if you were bored you coukd kill yourself. Jump off a cliff or into the sea the two favoured methods.

Apparently they had been talking about this amongst themselves earlier. Under interrogation she told us one boy had kicked off the conversation.

Assume i need to go straight to the principal about this??

Jesus, definitely. Probably just stupid talk but very dangerous all the same

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Yeah stupid talk alright but you wouldnā€™t want it being a topic of conversation all the same. The young fella who introduced it his mother has been going through some serious issues which makes it worse. He may well have heard that talk at home amongst adults

Defintely.

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Ya mate. Iā€™d be having a word.

Thatā€™s some scary shit. When did kids stop being kids?

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Who knows. They are all paired off as well i.e. all the girls have ā€˜boyfriendsā€™ā€¦albeit it is a different boy all the time. Lot of talk about marrying this fella or that fella

Thatā€™s a phase

Iā€™d think the other thing though the parents of the child should be told by the school

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At that age, Iā€™d ignore it personally

Is this a thing in Ireland yet? Apparently in US they do all kind of elaborate stunts. A pipe bomb was accidentally constructed and blew up a grandmother in Iowa at one this year too. Did you find out or did you leave one of lifeā€™s last great surprises to the day itself?

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Itā€™s here but mild for now ā€¦ but you just know itā€™s gonna get more and more ridiculousā€¦ we kept it as a surprise ā€¦ My brother recently enough did a reveal for my nephew whoā€™s 8ā€¦ he had him pop a balloon that had blue confetti in itā€¦

He kept it a surprise from the boy for 8 years?

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He sounds like a right needy cunt.

Ah ffs - heā€™s only 8 and was excited to know about his new bro / sis.

That makes much more sense.

Your brother sounds like a right cunt. Itā€™s up to the baby when itā€™s born to decide on its gender.

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My brother isnā€™t woke like you and @TheUlteriorMotive mate ā€¦ heā€™s a bit of a neanderthal and thinks that a childā€™s gender is decided by the anatomy/sex the child is born into----Iā€™ve tried to tell him this 2 million year old belief that has helped humanity flourish and get us where we are today is disgusting, but what can you do?

They are too young to be burdened with pronouns.

@anon61878697ā€™s niecphew (a portmanteau of niece and nephew) should refer to its sibling as ā€˜itā€™ until itā€™s at least 15 years old

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I presume you no longer talk to this brother?

Iā€™m not woke either and I also practice these archaic beliefs.