create a personalised video message from Santa for the kids or your self
Pat, I’ve got an unusual one for you today, how soon can you get here?
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I dislike the amount of organisation that’s required to go anywhere
No must make bottles first
No she’s just gone down for a nap
No she needs to be fed first
[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1065595, member: 1786”]I dislike the amount of organisation that’s required to go anywhere
No must make bottles first
No she’s just gone down for a nap
No she needs to be fed first[/QUOTE]
Absolutely, when they are babies, but it gets easier and less hassle as they get older. And once they’re walking you just have to chase them everywhere. Great craic!
There is a part of me that would like to be single again with no responsibilities, watching/playing sport all day, doing what I want and generally living in my own filth but I got to try it for 8 weeks before my first was born and it nearly killed me.
[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1065595, member: 1786”]I dislike the amount of organisation that’s required to go anywhere
No must make bottles first
No she’s just gone down for a nap
No she needs to be fed first[/QUOTE]
Wait till your goin away for a couple a days somewhere,its like moving house,how did kids manage years ago when we didnt have all the shit they have now,theres no need for half of it
[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1065595, member: 1786”]I dislike the amount of organisation that’s required to go anywhere
No must make bottles first
No she’s just gone down for a nap
No she needs to be fed first[/QUOTE]
Bottles? Breast is best (and gets you off the hook for night time feeds etc
Once they get older and potty trained you get an awful lot of time back.
Breast is better than bottle, really? Surely this should be debated here first before you make such a sweeping statement?
Amen, art. A-fucking-men.
Breast feeding is also scientifically proven to improve and hasten the tightening of the vaginal walls…
if you ever decide to chance having sex again.
[QUOTE=“Keith Houchen, post: 1065662, member: 2804”]Breast feeding is also scientifically proven to improve and hasten the tightening of the vaginal walls…
if you ever decide to chance having sex again.[/QUOTE]
Ruins yer missus’s tits though
There are some very good deals on Wetnurses on Done Deal if you look around
[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1065595, member: 1786”]I dislike the amount of organisation that’s required to go anywhere
No must make bottles first
No she’s just gone down for a nap
No she needs to be fed first[/QUOTE]
its a pain in the hoop at the start but getting them in a routine saves so much time in long run …
[QUOTE=“TreatyStones, post: 1065595, member: 1786”]I dislike the amount of organisation that’s required to go anywhere
No must make bottles first
No she’s just gone down for a nap
No she needs to be fed first[/QUOTE]
God be with the days with men didn’t have to worry about that shite.
Babies didn’t go anywhere, they stayed at home with their mothers, while men went out and did the manly things they do.
[QUOTE=“Keith Houchen, post: 1065662, member: 2804”]Breast feeding is also scientifically proven to improve and hasten the tightening of the vaginal walls…
if you ever decide to chance having sex again.[/QUOTE]
Not really his decision ( the second bit I mean)
Thanks for that Dr Spock
Youre welcome you poor sleep deprived sap
+1 having kids is overrated
any dope on here saying its great craic is some mug
[QUOTE=“mickee321, post: 1065915, member: 367”]+1 having kids is overrated
any dope on here saying its great craic is some mug[/QUOTE]
Youl start knocking a bit of craic out of him soon Mickee don’t worry.